FEMALE MECHANIC WANTED MUST BE ABLE TO CLEAN BIKE ,FILTERS ,GEAR,HOUSE,CLOTHES, COOK, DRIVE ME TO THE RACES MASSAGES BETWEEN MOTOS. LOW PAY, FREE OUTBACK MUST LOOK GOOD AT RACES READING MAGAZINES

-- JACK CAMELIO (jack camelio@aol.com), June 02, 2000

Answers

Sure sounds like alot of work..... have you ever looked for a wife ? Just kidding, I have the same job and I make even less.....

-- Sandy (raceme@mint.net), June 02, 2000.

Pat is looking for a high maintenance blonde that drives a black volkswagon bug, and hasn't learned what a bra is. Must have plenty of time to roller blade and bitch at his friends.

-- Jason Lavallee (JASONLAVAL@AOL.COM), June 03, 2000.

what about changing jets, spark plugs, and her ability to set the correct sag on your suspension for your big butt? might as well shoot for the moon, jack.

-- pam leduc (mxchik237@aol.com), June 03, 2000.

You are on to something there, Jack. Put me down for 2. It's always been a fantasy of mine.......

I don't think that sag qualifications should be discussed at this early stage. A proper understanding of sag comes as we get older.....

However, cleaning the pipes should be a primary qualification.......

-- (binggoat@hotmail.com), June 04, 2000.

i totally disagree. if "cleaning the pipes" becomes a primary qualification for jack's job i will bet he gets absolutely no applications. that job would have to come with some type of hazardous duty pay.

-- pam leduc (mxchik237@aol.com), June 07, 2000.

DEAR PAMMY, I GUESS ILL HAVE TO START PLAYING HARD BALL WITH YOU!

-- JACK CAMELIO (jack camelio@aol.com), June 07, 2000.