Good, Better, Best...

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GOOD:

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem -- a 10-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade.)

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with a mailed photo of Handcuffs.

BEST:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 26, 2000

Answers

Do we get a vote Uncle Bob? I go for better....loved um all but better was my fav. Thanks for the laugh.

Perhaps a discussion for the TIME WE GOT PULLED OVER is in order, new topic? Would be funny i bet. I know it would be for me, anyone else interested?

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 26, 2000.


Last time I was pulled over, it turned out to be the cop who lives next door to me. He recognized my car, and wanted to ask if we could watch his kid for them for the evening. It was their anniversary, you see. How does one refuse a request put so politely?

-- Spindoc' (spindoc_99_2000@yahoo.com), May 26, 2000.

Bob, Bob, Bob...

This must be 30 years old (minimum). New material PLEASE!

-- Aunt Bee (SheriffAndy@Mayberry.com), May 26, 2000.


A drunk, obnoxious cowboy pulled into a bar in Tombstone, Arizona.

Craving attention, or a fight, he hollered, "Everybody in this bar is a stinking son of a b*tch!"

No reaction.

A few minutes later, he hollered, "Everybody's mother in this bar is a stinking whore!"

No reaction.

A few minutes later, he saw a news clip featuring the President's wife, and so he hollered impromptu, "Hillary Clinton is a horse's ass!"

At this, three patrons promptly jumped up out of their seats and beat the drunk cowboy senseless.

When he awoke, the drunk cowboy looked around and said, "Boy, this must be Hillary country, huh?"

"Nope", replied one of the patrons, "this is horse country."

-- Chicken Little (panic@isover.now), May 26, 2000.


Aunt Bee...

sorry, it was new to me...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 26, 2000.



Spindoc: one does NOT refuse, instead asks for 'courtesy card'...lol.

Aunt bee: I never heard this one before,

Uncle: keep em coming...(smile)

Last time I was pulled over it was for Racing a Deputy Sherriff on I- 77.!!! He pulled me over, he was very mean, (i honestly didnt know deputies had more power than local police :-()!!!!

But, seeing as though my brother is a dep and has been over 23 yrs, I name dropped. He said, sorry, slow down.

Few weeks later, went to visit my brother at work, Justice Center, and low and behold, there HE (one who pulled me over) was, sitting at info booth!!! Lol, oh I remember YOU he said....

BTW, now have 3 courtesy cards, which work in some areas here, but not for State Hwy Patrol.

Hope i'm not too boring today, at work, bummer :-(

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 26, 2000.


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