Wake up and smell the coffee guys. Oh, and don't let your kids miss Howard Stern tomorrow morning - two women will be competing for the world farting record.

-- Cap Dunce (@ .), May 17, 2000

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And, later in the day, they can catch Rosie!

-- Lurker2 (lots@to.lurk.about), May 17, 2000.

Gotta link to the story?

-- Thank You (May I have@Another Please?.com), May 17, 2000.

Hey Dunce,

And just how do you know what is going to be on Howard's show? Closet listener perhaps?

Good god man! Where are your morals?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 17, 2000.

Unk,

A co-worker's 13-year old son told me. He's the one that told me about the stripper pissing in the cat litter last year also.

Aren't you proud to be a fellow listener?

-- Cap Dunce (@ .), May 17, 2000.

I just want ONE of you Stern fans to report back on whether finger- pulling was required every time.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), May 17, 2000.