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Villagers Opt to Keep Cowshit Lane
LONDON (Reuters) - It is not the sort of address most people would want but a group of English villagers has turned down a proposal to rename Cowshit Lane.
The name stirred controversy when the village of Golant in southwest England decided to have a map drawn up for visitors.
``I live there and I have no objection to the name,'' local council chairman Alistair Barr was quoted as saying by the Times newspaper Friday.
``Some others have suggested renaming it Cowslip Lane, which I don't agree with.''
Douglas Cooper, Barr's predecessor as chairman, staid: ``I only wish I lived there because I could put it on my headed notepaper.''
-- - (email@example.com), May 12, 2000
-- - (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 12, 2000.
Just be glad you do not live in Bastardstown,Southern Ireland !
-- Chris (email@example.com), May 12, 2000.
Moo-moo do-do Lane
Cattle Pattie Lane
Bovine Feces Lane
-- Cowboy (@ .), May 12, 2000.
Cowboy, 'Ya forgot "Cow Pie" lane.
-- Richard (Astral-Acres@webtv.net), May 12, 2000.
Frozen or dehydrated cow-pies make pretty good frisbees out on the ranch when nothing else is available!
-- Mr. Frisbee (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 12, 2000.
England has some delightfully named towns. Rather liked Leatherhead. And just across the border in Wales we resided for a short time in a place called Mold. Also lived in Isreal a while and looked at an apartment on a street named B'ershit. Just couldn't face putting that on the stationary!
-- Gia (email@example.com), May 13, 2000.