If everything is God, and God is Love, then everything is Love...

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...and anything else is not Real.

-- God (I@enlightenment.org), May 10, 2000

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Or, as the band moe. wrote in the song St Augustine:

God is light. Light is good. Yeah, God is good.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), May 10, 2000.


Congratulations, you made it! Welcome home. :-)

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), May 10, 2000.

in a sense this is this is true,Only 1 problem,there are 2 kingdoms in conflict.1 is good the other is evil.I guess it,s all about which kingdom you be in.[bad spelling ] won,t send me to hell.--satan decieves---jesus relieves.hey it,s GODS program,like it or lump it.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 10, 2000.

So, let me see if I got this straight. So according to you, ...either vomit is love, or else vomit is not real?

Man, it sure tastes real! So, I guess it must be love. Is that it? Metaphysics sure are strange.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 10, 2000.


Brian,

It all depends. If you have God-like vomit, it will taste devine. But vomit from that other place tastes not so good at all.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 10, 2000.



metaphysics may be strange,but TRUTH set,s you free.the BIBLE say,s most folk,s are under the dominion of satan.[pride is his game] it got him the name devil.are you proud bubba, guess who your serving. ''the meek [not weak] shall inherit the new earth.GOD was in CHRIST, reconciling the world unto himself.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 10, 2000.

>> GOD was in CHRIST, reconciling the world unto himself. <<

Actually, GOD was reconciling the world to his bank statement when HE discovered a discrepancy of $7.23. This threw the entire WORLD out of balance and threw GOD into a tizzy. So, GOD killed CHRIST in a fit of rage, since he knew CHRIST had probably been monkeying with the books. After this, HE grew melancholy and took to drinking heavily. That is why GOD seems to have ABANDONED this earth soon after CHRIST's death.

As soon as GABRIEL and MICHAEL can get ahold of a controlling share of HEAVEN, they plan to OUST GOD and replace HIM with a somewhat ambitious ANGEL named MORONI who has been working on the cheap as CEO for the Mormons and wants a better deal. JESUS CHRIST is so washed up, he'll vote his shares any way GABRIEL tells him, so long as they keep slipping HIM enough cocaine and let HIM cruise Hollywood Boulevard in an all-paid-for LAMBERGHINI.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 11, 2000.


Brian:

You are very bad. AL-D will now have spew forth another of his semi- literate diatribes in an apparently fruitless attempt to save your obviously lost soul.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 11, 2000.


Brian

Out of character for you, but hilarious! There is a bizarre sense of humor hiding out behind all that sensibility, eh?

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), May 11, 2000.


So Brian, it is true that America is heaven?

-- (the@rest.of.the.world), May 11, 2000.


God is to be experienced, not described.

Not bad, eh.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), May 11, 2000.


May God have mercy on your souls for mocking him.

-- Manny (Found@the truth.com), May 11, 2000.

HI Manny,get used to the mocking bro.'it,s a sign of the times,read the book of st peter.we are in the last day,s--it,s gonna get ugly.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 11, 2000.

>> So Brian, it is true that America is heaven? <<

Utterly false. Heaven does not have hamburgers.

First, they forgot to give the cows wings, so they kept falling down to Hell. Satan would barbeque them and the smell would waft up to Heaven. Angels kept sneaking off to fraternize with Satan's minions. This was just fine with Satan (Heaven has really good tomatoes!) but God got very ticked off.

So they fixed up the cows with wings. Not smart. Cows don't have many brains and they were a traffic hazard, flying into things. Plus, the manure problem from flying cows! Ugly!

So, all the flying cows got put on long tethers. But that backfired because the cows always got them all tangled up and wound around each other, so the cowangels (as opposed to cowboys) spent all their time untangling flying cows and went out on strike for more pay. At which time the flying cows got loose again and God put the kibosh on the whole sorry scheme.

Remember this the next time you eat a hamburger: there's an special angel in Heaven looking after you - and drooling.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), May 11, 2000.


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