Canadian racoon stow-away does cold-turkey...greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread
Monday 8 May
A Canadian racoon, which stowed away on a freight ship, spent the four week voyage to Czechoslovakia in a container carrying canned beer and dry dog food. The racoon will be sent to a local zoo after a required period in quarantine.
Even though it would be rather difficult to sail all the way to Central Europe, Bro Possum extends greetz and best wishes to Bro Racoon for deeds beyond the call of duty. It is noted with due admiration that Bro Racoon convalescence from excessiveness will be in a quarantine centre. Bravo!
"Viva the Rodent Revolution Internationale!"
passed on by ever humble scribbler for antipodean rodent rogues...
-- Pieter (email@example.com), May 10, 2000