EDUCATIONAL MAP RELEASED BY WHITE HOUSE SHOWS STATES IN WRONG LOCATIONS

The Drudge Report

School's Out For Summer!

A map of the United States of America featured on the White House's official website shows the state of Kentucky occupying what is commonly known as Tennessee, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal!

President Clinton's 'School Reform Tour' is outlined in a map featured at http://www.whitehouse.gov/WH/New/Education_Tour.

One stop on the tour, Owensboro, Kentucky, is shown in a location that falls in the great state of Tennessee -- the home of Vice President Gore!

White House officials scrambled to remove the map late Monday night.

"There is no one from the web development team working at this hour who can fix the map!" one embarrassed official explained.

The website declares: 'President Clinton and Vice President Gore: An Unprecedented Commitment to Education... dramatically increasing accountability.'

Back to basics, boys.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 09, 2000

Answers

Slow day in the bunker? You are a dumb fuck.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), May 09, 2000.

Birds of a feather Manny....

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 09, 2000.

Jesus Manny!

You couldn't just read that and get a little chuckle out of it like I did? Man, what are you so pissed off about?

Thanks, Uncle Bob. I love stuff like that.

Jimmy

-- Jimmy Splinters (inthe@dark.com), May 09, 2000.

And ketchup is a vegetable.

Manny-therapy is cheap these days.

-- FutureSHock (gray@matter.think), May 09, 2000.

Slow day in the bunker? You are a dumb fuck.

is this any way to correspond on the net, its amazing how a 50 year old can be so juvenile

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), May 10, 2000.

Manny needs to get laid. Shall we take up a collection?

-- (Miss Ann@th.rope), May 12, 2000.

perhaps but at 50 its too late for him (I expect he's turned 51 already) time passes more quickly at that age

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), May 12, 2000.