A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.

Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors: "Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"

"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"

"No young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!" ~~~~~~

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 09, 2000

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Now, I've heard that part of the anatomy described as being many things; but never as tasting like potato chips.

And boy, that reminds me of another college professor joke.....but have this sterling reputation to uphold, y'know. NYUK

-- Chicken Little (beenthere@too.net), May 09, 2000.

don't eat asparagus the day before a date

-- scorekeeper (ur@dufus.com), May 09, 2000.

Uh, scorekeeper - why not?

-- Shandi (Shandi@here.now), May 09, 2000.

Ah come on, you've have tenure haven't you? NYUK? New York University at Kings County? At Kew Gardens?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 09, 2000.

I thought NYUK was the (my ignorance is showing again :-} response one of the 3 stooges gave.???

BTW, did anyone catch the movie about the 3 stooges? Was a good one.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 09, 2000.