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TIRED OF ALL THE BAD NEWS.THINK ON THIS.''ALL'' WHO SIMPLY ACCEPT. GET A FREE GIFT,IT,S BEEN PAID IN FULL.NO ONE CAN IMPROVE ON IT.IT,S SO SIMPLE ,MOST MISS IT.[JESUS TOOK THE RAP,FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE]IT,S A TRADE,HE BECAME SIN,SO WE COULD BECOME=TOTALLY FORGIVEN.WE CAN,T ADD ANYTHING TO THAT.''IT IS FINISHED''RELIGION-STINKS.THE DEBT IS PAID=JUST ACCEPT AS A CHILD.*BE HAPPY=GOD LOVES YOU* it ain,t about perfomance,it,s about being set free.RELIGION say,s DO, GOD say,s just believe=it,s free.[be happy-don,t worry]

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000

Answers

if you went to school, you might be able to improve upon your punctuation, and your ideas.

(have you ever had an original one?)

-- (you're @ silly .billy), May 07, 2000.


i'm sorry, al. I just read your post s-l-o-w-l-y, and you're a better Christian than I was giving you credit for.

-- (you're @ silly .billy), May 07, 2000.

al-d:

If your rahte odd combination of caps and incorrect punctuation is due to some sort of disability then I know you're doing your best and won't say anything more. If it's due to some sort of desire to be unique, please stop as your stuff is nearly impossible to read.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 07, 2000.


no problem billy,it took me along time to figure it out,much seeking and alot of confusion,but i finally asked GOD, WHAT THE HECK IS THE REAL-DEAL.well he said,if you seek with an honest humble heart,you,ll realize,GOD HAS[IN HIS SON] solved the problem,when jesus ,said on the cross''it is finshed''he meant just that.religion is miserable,GODS FREE GIFT is =peace,joy,hope,freedom.[BE HAPPY-GOD LOVES YOU]GOD doesn,t help those,that help themselves[works]of self- righteousness.HE helps the helpless.''what a saviour''

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

Al,

Do you believe that Accepting Jesus frees you from any responsibility for your behavior, that "everything's good" at this point?

Don't mean to put words in your mouth, but that's what it sounds like this late in the p.m.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), May 07, 2000.



hi frank,no i don,t mean we can,play with grace.GOD said in the book of romans,he chastises his wayward children,but,if as the bible say,s ETERNAL-LIFE is a [free gift] at what point does father GOD become an indian-giver??oops no disrespect to indians[bad quote]as the bible declares,the moment you accept the FREE-GIFT=JESUS,you are born again. so how do you get=un-born.???it,s ALL about what JESUS did,it ain,t about US. WE can never get ''good enough''to say HEY GOD i don,t need your help. ''it is FINISHED''IF YOU MESS UP HE KNOWS HOW TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. rest in HIS great salvation.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

Al, Hello! you said,

the bible declares,the moment you accept the FREE-GIFT=JESUS,you are born again. so how do you get=un-born.

I wouldn't say you could get "un-born", but would view being born again as getting a new start - becoming grace-full and sin-less if you will. To me this does NOT preclude one from turning your back on God at a later date.

I'd say that God is NEVER an Indian-giver. The door's always open, but it's up to us to WANT to walk through it. Not just on one day of being "born again", but every day. (Knowing of course that there are some days when I'd get closer to the door than others :-) )

You also said,

WE can never get ''good enough''to say HEY GOD i don,t need your help.

I agree with this.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), May 07, 2000.


Dear frank,i think the problem is most christains ,think that maturity happens immediatly,no way jose.it takes along time to grow up [in christ] i should know,i,ve been saved for 30 years,and i,m still in dum-dum class.some day,s i think i,m making progress,most day,s i feel like i,m a total failure.but it,s alway,s because of wrong-focus.this is the problem with ALL mankind, we think we can,when GOD say,s no you can,t,not without my help.it,s not about=PERFORMANCE,it,s about restung in HIS=LOVE & GUIDENCE. HEY JESUS HUNG OUT with sinners,chill out,HE,LL save us as long as we trust him.SIN is simply missing the mark,and WHO doesn,t?[FOCUS ON HIS LOVE,not yourself.it,s his strength-for our weakness.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

Jim and others:

Don't take al seriously. He's a troll who is faking brain damage. He hasn't been able to fake it consistently enough to be convincing.

-- Peter Errington (petere@ricochet.net), May 07, 2000.


What do you mean by "religion stinks". If you are talking about big-business, corporate religion a la Roman Catholicism or NCC then I agree. If you are talking about a small group of believers who gather together in His name then I don't agree.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), May 07, 2000.


AMEN Brother Al-d

The gift of god is eternal life!

-- Tell it like it is (go@head.on), May 07, 2000.


LARS, i mean religion STINKS. IT,S what killed jesus.religion is doing your own thing,salvation is of GOD, and him only.it,s not a bunch of rules,to see who can outdo each other, it,s not church membership,or head knowledge, it,s simple faith in GODS love.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

al-d:

Please ask Jesus for help with typing, spelling, and punctuation. It's hard to believe that anyone trying to get a serious message across could make the form of the message so atrocious.

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 07, 2000.


Dear jim cooke,i,m so glad 'my typing,spelling & punctuation'won,t keep me out of heaven.did you know that GOD loves'even bad spellers.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

al-d:

I'm glad to hear that God loves people who are bad at spelling and punctuation. However, God won't love you any less if you learn a few fundamentals. I'm sure that you must know the difference between a comma and an apostrophe yet you continue to use them incorrectly. How about the space bar - is this too difficult also? Is this something that you want to do? Why do you want to make you posts difficult to read?

-- Jim Cooke (JJCooke@yahoo.com), May 07, 2000.



Al:

It really is easy. If you really wish to get your message out there/here, we are trying to help you.

Simply hit the enter key when you are done with a sentence, hit it 2x and presto, see how much easier it is now to read?

Being sincere (for a switch)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 07, 2000.


the enter key? hm, here go,s

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

Al:

So you DO have a cents of humor...get it?

Do you have anything more to add? (smiling at ya)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 07, 2000.


Hi, consumer'smilin at yu too.#^*&))(*__(_(MHGHJKJ:KLJKJHH hey it works WOW,I CAN SPELL,and because i accepted GODS free gift i ain,t bound for hell. zippidy doo da zippidy yay,oh how i love each new day. too all my friends & critics too,may GOD bless your sox off.

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), May 07, 2000.

al of d-ness,

How did I miss the Wheatgrinder chap?

-- flora (***@__._), May 07, 2000.


Al, you said,

LARS, i mean religion STINKS. IT,S what killed jesus.religion is doing your own thing,salvation is of GOD, and him only.it,s not a bunch of rules,to see who can outdo each other, it,s not church membership,or head knowledge, it,s simple faith in GODS love.

I'd disagree with the "not about church membership" bit if you mean "the absence of *community*". Many of the real whacko interpretations of Christianity (broad generalization alert :-) )came from individuals or small groups of people who isolated themselves and came up with their own unique (and incorrect IMHO) interpretations of things.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), May 08, 2000.


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