Where's Mr. Polly?

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Rumor has it that Mr. Polly has turned over his Internet duties to his retarded cousin Super, and gone into hiding from the law. The reason is multiple indictments for assault with a blunt instrument - his wit.

-- Shocked (shocked@yesshocked.com), May 05, 2000

Answers

Does this have anything to do with Lady Logic's recent near-absence from these hallowed halls?

-- Wonderin (wonderin@about.everything), May 05, 2000.

He is out getting his ass powdered.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), May 05, 2000.

Manny,

Have you ever had other than an on-line relationship with Lady Logic? Your strong negative feelings about her are a mystery to a lot of us.

-- Wonderin (wonderin@about.everything), May 05, 2000.


Maybe this will clear things up. If I had a dog that looked like her I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), May 05, 2000.

You didn't answer my question. Your response doesn't clear things up at all. If you want to be taken seriously by anyone here, you need to be more sincere in your communications.

-- Wonderin (wonderin@about.everything), May 05, 2000.


My opinion and some answers:

Answers: Mr Polly (chuckle) isn't hiding from the law. He just thinks this place is a psycho magnet and he's been asking me for months to spend my time more productively. He made it a HUGE issue between us, and it's been a constant burr in my saddle all this time. When I posted one flame on Diane's site he hit the roof, and that was the end of that.

Opinion:

As far as Manny goes...I still think it's Mark Troth, Ron Schwartz, or maybe Hawk. As I think everybody knows, I e-mailed Mark a couple of times last year and I STILL think he's mad at me for being right and because he's never denied it (see my last post to Mark) furthermore, he's never answered why he never denied his racist comment to David Whitelaw.

It might be Ron Schwartz, simply because he and I duked it out a few months ago...online. However, I think Ron would put his name to most posts.

It might be Hawk. This is least likely because the only reason he would still be mad is because I put him to so much trouble with my spamming. (He even took the time to write to AOL complaining about my spamming!) Could he stay mad at my spamming this long? I've been proven right about the rollover and Stinkbomb! No, I don't really think it's Hawk. The only reason I think it might be is because whoever spammed yesterday did an outstanding methodical job of it. I remember Hawk telling someone how I did it before, so that's the only reason I think it might be him.

BTW, the reason I'm not around much anymore is because I'd prefer a forum that's a little less restrictive and has IP's displayed.

Adios!

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


teach it to walk backwards.

You've said that before. All I have to do now if find it!

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


Oh, what am I saying...

I don't care who Manny is. Obviously, he's someone using me to get attention. He isn't smart enough to make his mark in the world otherwise. (Even an internet world!)

I'm off to the other forum.

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


My sympathies to the other forum participants at your new forum.

-- LL is nutz! (nutz@nutz.nutz.nutz.nutz.), May 05, 2000.

No, Diane is nutz, nutz, nutz.

Ha!

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.



Gotcha, bitch.

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


What's for supper?

Care for a little spam???

How's your CTS???

(chuckle)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


Ladylogic,

I don't believe that Manny is Hawk. Unless you know something more than most of the rest of us, why would Hawk want to troll you. He is obvously far too intelligent to get stuck in such a pathetic game. Besides, if he's mad at you, he sure lets you know in no uncertain terms.

I have suspected Ra for awhile, but also feel that he is far to intelligent to engage in such trivia, again in less there is some hidden motive that is not readily apparent to the general audience.

I still suspect Ron Schwarz, although a number of forum members disagree. You blasted him pretty badly a few times over on DeBonkers, and that might conceivably give him a reason for harboring a grudge.

Other than that, I'm at a loss to explain the mystery.

-- Observer (observer@lots.to.observe), May 05, 2000.


Good observations; Observer :o)

It very well may be Ron, but Ron's really a pretty intelligent guy despite his illness.

I don't think it's Ra, although I wouldn't put it past him to irritate me to get me to post more. Besides, he and I go way back, and I just don't believe he would do that to me.

I still think it has to be Mark, Ron, or Hawk. Either way, I enjoyed the spam yesterday. (It reminded me of old home week! LOL!) I'll guess I'll have to take some time this coming week and look up his "shave your butt and walk backwards" remark if I'm ever going to figure this out.

I'm outta here for today!

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


Laura:

I understand that I may not receive answers to some questions today, or even EVER , but I'm curious as to how this online soap- opera has unfolded.

It's unclear in my mind why you're angry at Diane. Admittedly, she held many of us in contempt who posted at TB2000 and didn't share the majority of thoughts in 1999, but I'm having a hard time understanding why you still harbor anger. You stated that Louis didn't want you to associate with this forum anymore, but you chose to do so anyway. You also stated that you offered Diane ONE flame, and Louis blew his top. Was this flame BEFORE the flame posted on Diane's forum stating that Louis broke up with you due to HER? If it wasn't, how was SHE to blame?

From where *I* sit, it appears that Louis wants you to obey his commands and YOU choose not to comply with those demands. [This sounds quite healthy to ME.] On the other hand, I don't see how Diane can be blamed for your unwillingness to go along with the demands.

Am I just confused, or am I missing a part of the puzzle? Does this mean the wedding's off?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), May 05, 2000.



Definately not Hawk. He was not as vehement about the deletions made by OTBFR last weekend, and he simply does not use the syntax that manny does. If it were hawk, I would have to diagnose him as having multiple personality disorder-and if not, a fabulous actor/writer to come up with such a character.

I have read many of Hawk's posts over the last few months. Not him.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), May 05, 2000.


Anita, one part you are forgetting is the fact that LL is mentally unhinged.

When you add that factor in, it all makes sense.

-- LL is nutz! (nutz@nutz.nutz.nutz.), May 05, 2000.


Anita, some things have been going on that you haven't been privy to, and that's why you don't understand.

Remember "EyeSpyy"? The one that I've accused of being Cherri, Pat, Netghost, Ron, Mark, and whoever else? I found out two days ago it's Diane. That bitch has been harassing me for four months SINCE the rollover and I've had it up to here. I'm was simply AMAZED that she would harass me this long, but I found out she and Mr Polly used to flirt, and now they're trying to protect each other.

To fully understand what's happened, you'd have to understand the relationship between me and Mr Polly, Diane and Mr Polly, me and Diane, and Diane and Chris.

Manny is right about one thing; this place IS a freaking Peyton Place! :o)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


Well, let's have the next installment!!!

Holding our breaths.

-- SoapMan (soapman@next.episode), May 05, 2000.


Peyton Place? Well, yeah, what with you posting everything here except descriptions of your bowel movements, I guess so.

PS, I'm not Manny, I can diss you just fine without a fake handle.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.


Deedah, you don't warrant talking to.

You fart too much, you're disproportionally fat, (I remember most of the things you said last year) you're bald, you're ugly, and you're too stupid to know when people are dissing you. You're just like Diane!)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 05, 2000.


You fart too much, No, I fart just right amount, confirmed by Goldilocks herself!

you're disproportionally fat, Exqueese me? Fat? I think not fat, slight beer gut, but not a big one at all, just enough to hide my abs

(I remember most of the things you said last year) you're bald, Guilty!

you're ugly, In who's eyes? I've seen your pic, and soon enough you shall see mine.

and you're too stupid to know when people are dissing you. You're just like Diane!)

Sweetheart, unlike you I don't CARE when people are dissing me, that comes from a healthy self image, look it up under "Image, self, healthy".

Hugs and smootches.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.


LL,

I was down at Luke yesterday, and thought of you. It was rather warm, probably a little over 100. Lots of cute Air Force ladies. Wish I was young enough to enlist! Boy, that LOOP 101 is sure nice. I used to have to go out Glendale Avenue. UGH! How do you get to ASU West from LOOP 101? Stopped by FRYS on Thunderbird on the way home. I sure was glad to get back up in the pines where it probably hit 85 in the sun.

-- Flash (flash@flash.hq), May 05, 2000.


Laura:

So does this mean the wedding's off?

If so, it seems to be over pretty trivial things, IMO. We've weathered far worse around here, I can assure you.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), May 05, 2000.


Laura,

What up with your email addy? I have a private message for you but the Ladylogic46@aol.com is not working.

-- The (pres@mit.edu), May 05, 2000.


"The reason is multiple indictments for assault with a blunt instrument - his wit."

sorry, that would be assault with a dead instrument.

-- themoreiseethemoreit (makes@me.sick), May 05, 2000.


Considering the fact that LL has been accusing so many handles of being so many different people, it isn't surprising that she would start again with the accusations.

No doubt she is wrong again. Just looking at things logically, one can tell that Diane would not waste time following around a two-bit, no-nothing twit such as LL.

She may have been a PI once, but her abilities, as displayed thus far, indicate that she could not keep the business going with her talent.

Keep on trying LL. Perhaps one day one of your guesses will stand up and let you know if you are right.

LOL

-- LL is nutz! (nutz@nutz.nutz.nutz.), May 05, 2000.


Almost forgot!

Here Laura, pull my finger!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 05, 2000.


Welcome to SoapOpera 2000 Uncensored.

Suggested line up for next week: * Cherri, Anita, Doc Paulie, and ....just "friends"? * Charles and Stephen and Mr. Decker...just who DOES have the biggest, um, brain? * Gilda and Uncle Dedah....what WERE they going to do with that duck? * FactFinder ...posting at the "Farm Animal Fun ChatRoom at Yahoo as "Bucky Bangkok"?

Stay Tuned...

-- FactFinder (FactFinder@bzn.com), May 05, 2000.


Flash,

It was rather warm, probably a little over 100.

I get sunburned within ten minutes when I go jogging!

How do you get to ASU West from LOOP 101?

I don't know, I don't live too far from ASUW, so I don't take the freeway to get there.

<>Stopped by FRYS on Thunderbird on the way home.

I go there all the time. Maybe we saw each other and didn't know it?

I sure was glad to get back up in the pines where it probably hit 85 in the sun.

Shut up :o)

Anita,

So does this mean the wedding's off?

Yes. It's too painful to discuss right now, so I hope everyone will have the courtesy of not asking me any questions about him right. I'd just like to state that he's an intelligent, respectable, honorable, kind, loving, industrious man, but we have too many core differences.

Uncle DooDoo,

I've seen your pic,

You saw a crummy driver's license and a crappy "Glamour" pic, because it was all I had to send last year. I haven't looked anything like those picures for over a year, and you'd never recognize me now.

and soon enough you shall see mine.

Ok, but I won't hold my breath, alright? Besides, I remember you said last year you were going to "doctor" my picture, so I have to wonder if you're going to do that to yours, hmmmm? Shave a few pounds off the middle and remove a few lines? (By the way, weight and wrinkles mean nothing to me, I only said those other things to irritate you. Only a person's intelligence and character matter, and you're too damn sarcastic all the time.)

Sweetheart, unlike you I don't CARE when people are dissing me, that comes from a healthy self image, look it up under "Image, self, healthy".

You have to be kidding! I've been flamed more than any other person in history and haven't wilted from from the heat! I assure you, I think I'm hot stuff.

Hugs and smootches.

Kiss, kiss.

President,

What up with your email addy? I have a private message for you but the Ladylogic46@aol.com is not working.

I dumped AOL, and sorry, I don't give out my addresses to anons.

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 06, 2000.


Uncle DooDoo? Uncle DooDoo?? Oh good heavens. I'm CRUSHED!! Oh, OH, slings and arrows!

Yes, I've seen a crummy DL pic, and a glamour shot. And I was never serious about doctoring your shot to include...well, nevermind, but I didn't do it. And I shall not doctor mine, honest injun, no need.

BTW, likewise on the irritation attempt, and yes, call me Mr. Sarcasmotron. I've been a smart-ass for as long as I can remember, does that mean that you won't be my Valantine next year?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 06, 2000.


"Valantine"???

Don't you wish this software came with an eraser? I do, every time I flip one off. We have to start rereading our posts before we submit them!

(The answer is no; married men are dangerous :o) Furthermore, I believe you won't doctor your pictures -- and thanks for not doctoring mine.)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 06, 2000.


LL, married men are only dangerous if you fall in love with them.

-- One Who Knows (One@who.knows), May 06, 2000.

UncD,

Like a coworker told me once,

"Everybody likes a little ass, but NOBODY likes a smart-ass!"

Food for thought? After you finish all that Y2K crow, that is.

hehe!

-- funnyone (hehe@hehe.com), May 06, 2000.


(chuckle)

No need to worry then. I don't intend to give ANY man the time of day. (Much less my heart.)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 06, 2000.


I'm not going to talk about this anymore, so people please don't make any more comments directly to me. (I realize you're going to talk amongst yourselves, but I'm going to have to ignore any questions or comments directed specifically to me in the future.)

~*~

-- (Ladylogic@...), May 06, 2000.


Ya'll are crazzzy!!!!!! ROFL.....

Valentine? Bah humbug, I see Sweetie for sweetest day.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), May 06, 2000.


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