Ghost poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you wont ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave poopie: This happens when you are done poopie-ing and youve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-poopie: The kind where you strain so hard to get it out you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge youre afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassey poopie: Its so noisy  everyone within earshot is ROTFLTPO.

Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking jiggle juice. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie: (self-explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap poopie: Thats where it hurts so much coming out youd swear it was heaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks poopie: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Upper Class poopie: The kind that doesnt smell.

The Surprise poopie: Youre not even at the toilet because you are sure youre about to fart but oops  a poopie.

The Dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

-- Can You Guess Who? (name@that.poopie), April 25, 2000

Answers

Hi Diane

-- Diane J Squire (sacredspooges@yahooey.comm), April 26, 2000.

LOLOLOL!

I wonder how many have read this but are too embarassed to take a guess?!

I guess Rob Michaels or Lon Frank...the reference to jiggle juice is the clue I'm looking at.

Dare I ask how long research was done before this list was compiled? Get a life, youse guys!!! ;^P

-- Linda Mc (jcm@telepath.com), April 26, 2000.

Well it ain't me, cause I don't call it "poopie". And if you would stop gnawing string you wouldn't have to worry about danglers.

Oh, and you forgot the "Kill the canary poopie" self-explanitory I think.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 26, 2000.

Turd jokes? So it's come to this???

Aaaaah why not. Paraphrasing from the modern masters of toilet humour - UK's Viz magazine - here's a poop related expression...

"To draw an ace"...when you wipe your arse, and upon inspection the toilet paper comes up clean = to draw an ace.

ps...Only Beavis calls it "poop."

-- number six (#@#.com), April 29, 2000.