There once was a man named CPR Whose ego was the most titanic by far Once he learned to cut and paste, Anyone who couldn't was a total waste Who should stick their head in a toilet and flush HAR HAR HAR

-- Poetry (is@my.life), April 19, 2000

Answers

Poetry is my life???

Betta get a new one:)

-- (not@good.at all), April 19, 2000.

Sounds like the dipped in shit crap we have come to expect from the boy-child known as hawk.

-- Savage (blah@blah.com), April 19, 2000.

We've certainly gone quite a ways downhill from the old "Stealth Geese" and "Haiku" threads, haven't we?

-- DeeEmBee (macbeth1@pacbell.net), April 19, 2000.

Now wait just a minute there bud,

Your poetry sucks and is crud.

You fail to make sense,

And your logic is dense,

Keep the day job because youre a dud!

-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 20, 2000.

Savage = Ra

jealous of other poets who are better than him, like hawk

-- (savage/ra=shit@for.brains), April 20, 2000.

For poor little Mikey, thinkin' comes pretty hard,

everyone 'cept him, knows he is a retard.

He changed his name to Ra, to try to be smart,

but the only thing he knows, is how to eat, shit, and fart.

His tiny little mind is so mutha-frickin dim,

even certified idiots are much brighter than him.

He wanted to be a pilot, but they said "you're too ignorant",

so now he sweeps up metal shavings at the Boeing plant.

Everything he reads, he doesn't understand,

so he gets on the forum, with his weenie in his hand.

He gets really mad that everyone is so bright,

so he calls them silly names, and tries to pick a fight.

He feels really left out, always being so ignored,

so he jerks himself off, on his sticky keyboard.

Then he realizes, he's a worthless piece of shit,

but he's still too dumb to know, that he's an idiot.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), April 19, 2000.

BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!

-- (mikey/savage/ratard@all.the.same.asshole), April 20, 2000.

The poster named Savage can obviously think,

He aptly describes what we know as Hawk stink.

You are wrong shit for brains,

We do not share our names,

But with you and the hawk theres a link!

-- Ra (tion@l.1), April 20, 2000.

Who is mikey?

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 21, 2000.