Elian Adds Five Lawyers to His Team, Bringing Total to 27; "I Hope to Engage Roy Black..."greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread |
Elian: "I have today added five more lawyers to my defense team, for a total of 27. It is my considered opinion that, given today's American jurisprudence scene, one can never have enough lawyers."I hope to engage Roy Black for my team soon. Roy is the lead lawyer for the Columbian Drug Cartel in the on-going drug trial in Miami. If Roy wins, I will engage him immediately. If Roy loses this case... bye bye Roy, I guess."
-- (retard@but.happy), April 17, 2000
Speaking as an attorney, I can not overstress the wisdom of the concept that "It is my considered opinion that, given today's American jurisprudence scene, one can never have enough lawyers."In my opinion, it is unwise to go to the bathroom without having your lawyer read and review the toilet paper first.
-- E.H. Porter (Just Wondering@About.it), April 17, 2000.