A poem for Bobby

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Of Bobby's a jerk, 80% ass. The other 20, is just a big mass.

The Lard-ass jerk refered to as Bobby, Has one thing to do, his computer, his hobby.

Get a life we all say, yet he jerks off at his computer anyway.

Sad he is, a loser in life. His only friend is his computer, his wife.

It must be hard, screwing a computer. Only one person can do it, somehow, it is that loser.

How many computers he went through, no one can tell. Crushing many of them, of course when he fell.

Maybe when he mounted them, I pity them all, Under that much weight, they have to crash and stall.

Now I end this, with one final thought, Oh what fun it will be, when Bobby is caught.

Beat the shit out of him I will, along with a mob, of angry people, as we beat the hell out of that slob.

CHB (Add what you want)

-- CHB (cyberhillbilly@yahoo.com), April 15, 2000

Answers

Well, maybe we could find a way to send a destroying virus into his computer. If he gets another computer, we get another virus. How bout it?

-- lovesaurian (girlsaurian@yahoo.com), April 15, 2000.

Nah viruses are illegal right? Just sign him up for a bunch of daily newsletters. Hahahahahahaha!!! be seein' ya

-- Phoenix Masta (Kamehameha321@cs.com), April 16, 2000.

I say that Lisa should set up a safety system on this or the next site that will automatically detect his IP address (now that we have it) and download a virus and a cookie into his browser. The virus would immediately take hold, and the cookie would be deposited onto every site he visits before or after the MR one. The cookie would automatically re-install the virus no matter how many times he erased it, so that not only would he lose the ability to visit our site, but he wouldn't be able to visit any of his favorite sites, as well. A perfect Lex Taliones means of revenge.

-- Nate Railsback (ChimeraMan101@aol.com), April 16, 2000.

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