A fallout would be the best thing that ever happened. We need this and I am a gold bug and when gold slices through $2000 I will be selling to the sheep. Bring it on !!! WE CAN SETTLE RIGHT NOW I'm gonna shut the whole world down. You yuppies can never take over.

-- danny (Danny@aol.com), April 15, 2000

Answers

Hitting that pipe again, huh Danny?

-- (Looney @ tunes. are you), April 15, 2000.

Yuppies rule! You will polish my BMW; you will serve my latte in a golden mug!

-- (DotCalm@Star.Bux), April 15, 2000.

ROFLMAO "Looney" and "DotCalm"!

-- FF (FactFinder@bzn.com), April 15, 2000.

our values are toast and our women want to be men

You failed to mention which you were [or are, more correctly].

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), April 15, 2000.

This country is going to be taken over by others who can see the light beyond their noses. In a few years they will just walk in sit down in your house and tell you to leave. And your response will be "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME".

-- danny (danny@aol.com), April 15, 2000.

And will you be the Prince of Jackboots, Danny?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), April 15, 2000.

er, uh, uhmmmm....I think that you have that wrong, Danny. Women don't want to be men...we want MEN to be men!!!!!!!!! Not too many of them around these days!

-- Taz (Tassie123@aol.com), April 15, 2000.

The Greater depression is what we are beginning to see at present. This will expand rapidly because there are no banks or power in the world that can contain the 70+ trillion in derivatives that are floating around globally. Also all the govt. "paper has no backing but hot air and soon when people search for true worth they will arrive at gold, silver and the commodity boom will begin. Fiat currencies that are non-gold backed will be great toilet paper{not}. The so called cashless-society is all part of this grand agenda as well, and will prove to be an over all control mechanism.

-- rowd (morgan77@home.com), April 15, 2000.

TAZ, your right...MEN ARE JUST A BUNCH OF SISSIES. But why do women put up with so much of it? I guess were all to blame. We will all suffer from the carnage.

-- danny (danny@aol.com), April 15, 2000.

The Greater depression is what we are beginning to see at present. This will expand rapidly because there are no banks or power in the world that can contain the 70+ trillion in derivatives that are floating around globally. Also all the govt. "paper has no backing but hot air and soon when people search for true worth they will arrive at gold, silver and the commodity boom will begin. Fiat currencies that are non-gold backed will be great toilet paper{not}. The so called cashless-society is all part of this grand agenda as well, and will prove to be an over all control mechanism. Oh yes and to the yupper you won't have to worry about your bmw, they will have repossessed or destroyed it, probably a neighbor.

-- rowd (morgan77@home.com), April 15, 2000.

just so I can say I told you so...

nothing will happen...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 15, 2000.

Well, if the great depression is coming, screw gold. I'm buying stock in Prozac!

-- Gia (laureltree7@hotmail.com), April 15, 2000.

Been poor once or twice in my lifetime and never noticed where it made me any more a man or a poor woman any more a woman not wanting to be a man. It was just kinda being broke all of the time and struggling to keep a roof over the family's head and bellies full. I never noticed any great moral or cultural insghts exploding wherever I happened to be at the time. The coming depression will bring misery, hopelessness, anger, and dangerous turmoil. Maybe there's a chance something positive will come out of it. Experience doesn't lead me to believe it though.

-- brock gannon (brockgannon@gnc.net), April 15, 2000.

Naw Danny, women aren't trying to be men in this world. They can compete with us anyday. If it hadn't been for your mom's hard work you wouldn't be here. She had the toughest job of all. The problem in this world is men are trying to become women. Look at all the socalled men that try to get their tools altered or the invasion of butt rangers that have invaded every aspect of society. It's a goddam epidemic and no cure to be found! It's almost like that movie Invasion of The Body Snatchers in the 50's. Somewhere out there is a Gay pod with your name on it and when you go to sleep you wake up as one of them. Jeesus that's a nightmare all by itself!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

"The problem in this world is men are trying to become women."

Ditto that.

-- (ll@home.org), April 16, 2000.

IF we have another depression, I suspect the result will be the same as last time: the ones in power will get more power, more wealth, at the expense of the poor and helpless.

I don't wish for it.

What do you folks REALLY think is going to come down (Freudian slip?) at the market Monday morning?

JOJ

-- jumpoff joe (jumpoff@echoweb.neet), April 16, 2000.

What brings all you homophobic asses here today?? It is like the gates of the doomer mental hospital have opened up. This is particularly interesting that it is occuring on the weekend when most of the regulars here are out enjoying life. THings are boring over at SLEZ board?

You are perfectly free to bring your message of doom here, but you will be confronted when the rational crowd comes back. I am too tired now to give a full response.

Boswell:

I guess your a REAL man, that women just love to be around. You probably live in a trailer park and drive your old pick-up around looking for niggers to drag around to their death-can't wait to find some fag to hang because they choose a different lifestyle-What a fucking HE-MAN you are. It is your kind of thinking that sets human rights back 100 years. Guess what-Every homophobe comes back in the next life as a gay person. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), April 16, 2000.

God Almighty another one crawled out of the woodwork. Naw Futureshock I live on a ranch and I do have a pickup with a lever-action in the rearwindow and a dog in the back. You got it right cause I'm a redneck. I'm very tolerant of blacks, Indians, Jews, Chinese, and people of all cultures. I just can't stand buttrangers. If they would just stay in their own damn closet instead of trying to check out everyone elses it wouldn't be too bad. But they got to be the whiniest bunch of gimme gimme people that's come around the Cape Horn in the last century. They look like shit in earrings and that walk would grab the attention of an Angus bull that hasn't been turned out since last July!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Boswell:

Sorry-you are wrong about crawling out of the woodwork. I have been posting regularly on this board-You can see my comments on the thread about Vermont Law. I apologize if I catgorized you as a rascist.

BUT-of course you are entitled to your opinion-I just think we are all equal in God's eyes, and there is nothing attributed DIRECTLY to Jesus about denigrating gays. When somone expresses hostility to anybody because of their sexual orientation I am going to call them on it. Feelings sometimes turn into actions-No one should ever be harmed simply because they are different from you.

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), April 16, 2000.

I should have warned you all. Anyone who support gays rights are seen as gays by homophobes. They recoil at the word "gay", like arachnophones recoil at spiders. You are hitting a tender nerve within the ID of the homophone; that of insecurity with their masculinity.

-- Dr. Shrink (doing@late.night.calls), April 16, 2000.

Ya know! There's always some damn head shrink trying to throw his twobits in the fray. That's another thing wrong with this world. To damn many people pay money to some fuck with a certificate that thinks he can figure out their problem. Do damn much free time on people's hands. Manual labor is the answer here! Keeps the gays and psycologists busy so they ain't bendin somebody over all the time! Stick it up your ass doc!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Boswell:

Meanwhile, back at the ranch-What iis the rant against psychologists? I have seen many a marriage saved by them, and many an alcoholic/addict find additional recovery from their disease.

But please do go on about what else is causing the ills in our society. I am sure you have a lot of material-And NONE of it will have anything to do with redneck ranchers :).

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), April 16, 2000.

The divorce rate tripled as soon as these smart-ass sons of bitches started tellin people how to live. Then theres those fuckin lawyers telling Tom Dick and Sue they ought to sue their grandmother for parking in the handicap zone. We need a depression and a major reality check. Get back to basics of hardwork,no easy money,and a fucking garden in every back yard. Raisin corn would teach you a lot. And last get some damn discipline back in the home. Scare em into submission! Pull that fucking ring right out of their lips, nose, and tongues. Slowly!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Bos,

Ya know,I'm a straight guy and more than a little bit of redneck myself,and I'm tellin' ya,if you were to even look like you were gonna touch my earings I'd drop ya with a 9ml so quick It'd make your head spin.

Do gay guys hit on you alot?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 16, 2000.

The way I see it, the problems with our society stem from the ideas of Entitlement, Victimization, Discrimination, and Globalism. FDR started it and institutionalized it with the New Deal. LBJ made it a hell of a lot worse with his Great Society. Now Klinton is finishing the job by destroying our armed forces, looting our economy through the stock market ponzi-scheme, making a mockery of our legal system, and tearing our society apart by encouraging racial disharmony. The in-between (but straight) presidents didn't help things because they usually served the CFR/NWO globalism cause, too.

At this point I sad to say, only a major economic or social upheavel that is responded to in a positive way by the American people can cure this cancer. Something IS going to happen before long. Let's just hope that it isn't according to the NWO's plans, which are almost complete. We're at 11:57 folks. As soon as Klinton has our guns, it will all be over and the whole world will be enslaved. Only Armed America stands in it's way!

-- Ready Now (readynow@no.nwo), April 16, 2000.

Capnfun, why don't we set next Saturday as our date with destiny? That'll give us time to communicate and know where each other lives and get the tickets for travel. I've got my single-action Ruger 44mag and you've got your 9mm. 20 paces and let each other have it. I'll blow them fucking earrings off your head one at a time before you even have a chance to hit your decocker. I promise I won't hurt you but your goin to be scrapin your shorts out. I can tolerate ponytails but earrings on a man make me glow in the dark!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Boys, boys. Will a little bit of my perfume in here distract you? Can I settle you down if I fan my neck while you watch the sweat drip down the my neck into my cleavage?

That's it. Our differences shouldn't be all that important. I'm starting to feel better now, are you?

I've decided to go take a nice, cool shower. May I suggest you both do so too? Ta Ta!

-- (Cool @ down with .me, boys.), April 16, 2000.

The above post from Dr. Shrink was not by myself, the REAL Dr. Shrink. Whoever you are, please identify yourself by something else, e.g. Dr. Shrink2.

-- Dr. Shrink (drshrink@shrink.asc), April 16, 2000.

Yeah! No swiping handles!!!

-- (Burt @nd .Ernie), April 16, 2000.

That perfume smells mighty intoxicating! Those chosen words by the lady were enough to make me unload and decock! There are better things in life afterall! Let the power of a real woman reign supreme! Panthose and lipstick looks a hell of a lot better worn by a babe!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Magazine ejected,chamber cleared.

Is it beer:thirty yet?,that shower scene has got me thirsty.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 16, 2000.

Oh hell, I Cant resist this one....teee heee,

I'mmmm backkkkkk......

Capn my bud, does this mean no showdown at sundown? ROFLMAO

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 16, 2000.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Wine her,

Dine her,

Call her,

Hug her,

Hold her,

Surprise her,

Compliment her,

Smile at her,

Laugh with her,

Cry with her,

Cuddle with her,

Shop with her,

Give her jewelry,

Buy her flowers,

Hold her hand,

Write love letters to her,

Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

.

.

. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,

Bring beer.

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), April 16, 2000.

Lol, Cherri! One look at me, and the boys don't even need beer!

-- (Cool @ down with .me, boys.), April 16, 2000.

Cherri,

I am glad you left out 'crackers in bed'... For this dog though it has to be whiskey... beer...EWWW! Head hurts just thinking about it...

rollin' on the floor...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), April 16, 2000.

How to impress a woman was a masterpiece of words. It almost makes you want to cry! Courtship of that kind is quite rare anymore except in isolated counties that don't sit to close to the big cities. Ladies are the finest thing that ever come down the pike. That's why I just can't understand how some guys can get excited over another's hairy ass. I sat on my JD 8450 all day cultivatin trying to have an open mind about gays and shit like that and when I got off the tractor and went to the house it happened. I walked by my border collie Leo and he kind of grinned at me in a dog way. A good shot of Scotch got me back on track! It's tough livin out West!

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

Hey Consumer!!!

How the hell are ya?

I don't guess me and Boz will be dueling after all,sounds like he's got work on the ranch and Iv'e got too much work in the burbs.I'd imagine Boz knows some dudes like me,earrings and all,but their good fellers who he'll have a snort with and be buddies.(Boz,correct me if I'm wrong)Truth of the matter is alot of what says I basically agree with,except I try not to make blanket judgements,cause I found out a long time ago,theres only ONE judge and I didn't feel good steppin' on his toes.

Good to see round Consumer,did you get a new whirlpool? (8 jetter?) I knew you weren't gonna let a bird run ya off; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 16, 2000.

Boswell, tell me the truth now, are you Sysman? Don't lie to me darlin'. I can see you flinch when you lie, even from a distance :-)

-- (Cool @ down with .me, boys.), April 16, 2000.

IT'S A GIRL THANG!

Everyday I give thanks to God, I have two mounds upon my bod. I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, Can get a massage, without a hard-on. Can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece,and yes, it takes long, At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon, Every time I have to go to the john. I don't brag about the size of my "cup", Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up! I never forget an important date, You just gotta deal, I'm usually late I don't watch movies with lots of gore, Don't need instant replay to remember thscore. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. I don't wear the same underwear everyday, The food in my fridge has no sign of decay. Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart, Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art. Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her", In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best, Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick, I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick? Let me tell all you men, Listen to me boys, Those things in your pants,That you treat as toys, You love them more then we ever will, We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill I know all you men Think that you're "IT", But compared to a woman,You just ain't **IT!

-- Real (woman@home.laughing), April 16, 2000.

IT'S A GIRL THANG!

Everyday I give thanks to God,
I have two mounds upon my bod.
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee,
I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon,
Can get a massage, without a hard-on.
Can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas,
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,and yes, it takes long,
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon,
Every time I have to go to the john.
I don't brag about the size of my "cup",
Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up!
I never forget an important date,
You just gotta deal, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore,
Don't need instant replay to remember thscore.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
I don't wear the same underwear everyday,
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.
Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart,
Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art.
Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her",
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best,
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings,
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick,
I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?
Let me tell all you men, Listen to me boys,
Those things in your pants,That you treat as toys,
You love them more then we ever will,
We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill
I know all you men Think that you're "IT",
But compared to a woman,You just ain't **IT!


-- Real (woman@home.crying), April 16, 2000.

Cool,

I peeked but soap got in my eye,Laura is THAT you?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 16, 2000.

God I got all hot and sweaty over that there limerick! Tried to get up and get me another Scotch but I was stuck to my chair! I guess that means I'm going to be a heterosexual for the rest of my life. What an honor to deal with. Guess there ain't no pods for me hidden in my trunk or basement waitin for my transformation when I doze off! And I'm just Boswell from Idaho. Don't know who Sysman is.

-- Boswell (fundown@the.farm), April 16, 2000.

:o)

-- (Not @ telling .no way :o)), April 16, 2000.

All that BS is just fine and dandy, but many years of experience have proven to me that one of the best female attractors is a big thick wallet full of $$$.

-- Bachelor (bachelor@loveya.ladies), April 16, 2000.

And I'm just Boswell from Idaho Boswell from Idaho

What a stereotype.

best wishes,,,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), April 16, 2000.

Pardon the Aol browser.

Best wishes,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), April 16, 2000.

aye danny. but too many men are trying to be women too. and lousy women they make. they may be able to get their legs to look nice in dresses (i can't imagine how they get all that shaving done?) but when men "act like women" they act so incredibly slutty and brazen it isn't hard to tell them from the real thing. they act like men tring to act like women. wish they could get pms too. that would serve em right. i like my men real.

-- tt (cuddluppy@aol.com), April 16, 2000.

Bachelor, I don't believe we've met. Do you usually post under another name? It doesn't matter. Your remark says volumns about your attitude.

Most of us women don't care about a huge wallet. We just want a man who has a good work ethic, a kind heart, a good brain, and as few entanglements as possible.

What do you have to lay on the table?

Consider this: If you date women who only see you as a paycheck, and you don't have much of a paycheck, you're not going to get anywhere fast.

Conversely, if you are a good conversationalist, and you look for a woman values that, you're going to get somewhere fast.

I'd like to add one caveat here. If you're looking for a high maintainence female, it's going to cost you to maintain her. (Duh) If this is what you're doing, you're never going to be happy with the women you meet.

-- (Cool @ down with .me, boys), April 16, 2000.

Cool,

I don't recognize your name either, so I'm pleased to meet you. Thank you for your thoughtful response, instead of a rant. After I pushed the "submit" button, I though "uh oh, I'll probably get jumped on good for this".

Actually, I just got ticked off by a couple of previous posts which pushed a couple of buttons. As I said in a previous post or two, I'm not a playboy or a jerk, and have been married or in marital-type relationships for much of my adult life. These all involved me paying the bulk of the expenses, and I had to work for every penny of it. I am not independently wealthy. Also, most divorces soak the man financially, rather than the woman. During in-between times, I have dated many ladies and learned quite a bit about male-female relationships. However, I also realize that I still have one heck of a lot more to learn. I won't retract my statement, but I acknowledge that it is overly simplistic and incomplete. However, you'd be surprised how quickly many women become disenchanted with a man if he falls on hard times and suddenly isn't paying most of the bills anymore. That doesn't mean that you or other forum females are that way, but believe me there are a lot that are. A couple of mistakes can end up costing your life savings, especially if you live in California. Enough said.

-- Bachelor (bachelor@loveya.ladies), April 16, 2000.

Excuse me! I love being a woman. I do NOT want to be a man.

I'm just cracking up here because little did Boswell know...CoolDown is a transvestite! HA!!

But seriously...I don't want a guy with a big WALLET....(get my drift here?)

Anyway...I want my own money. =)

-- cin (cinloo@aol.corn), April 16, 2000.

gee bachelor. i must be a pushover or something. wah. i guess i missed out.

when i "dated" my last significant other (3 years)--we split the cost of 99% of dates unless he wanted to do something more expensive than my budget could handle--then he had to pay. me the single mother with two kids (although i make a good salary in Washington area); him the sr. exec. making at least $40K more. i must say, this guy did turn out to be too high maintenance for me. he just wanted to be mothered all the time and needed my energy to fill the emptiness of his own soul. i finally dumped him and am glad i did.

if you are dating someone for quite a while, it seems the couple ought to be splitting expenses for dates. maybe you need to just have an honest discussion with the ladies right up front--if they think you are cheap--then they may have their own issues and you should get away as quickly as you can anyway.

i guess i never was one of those women who expected the guy to take care of me. nor did i expect to "owe a guy" because he took me out to dinner. i may be missing something? but at least i can look at myself in the mirror and not think i used someone or they used me.

you are likely dating the wrong women.

-- tt (cuddluppy@aol.com), April 17, 2000.

Cin are you saying you want the package on the other side of the buttocks from the wallet??? That is expensive too... ; )

scopin' out the neighborhood...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), April 17, 2000.

Capn

Yes dear still here....took some ribbing and did what others do, went undercover for a minute....

Having some surgery thursday. So right,,,,looking out for the 'bird'.

Keep encouraging me capn, i need that...hard to hang in there on this board at times., although I realize I can be a crap disturber too..

humbly admitting it and refusing to apologize to the 'bird'.

Hey dog, do you have a wallet? not in yer pocket, now, take wallet out of your teeth and give back to your owner....tee hee

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 17, 2000.

Bachelor,

I went to considerable lengths to read through the archives to look for your previous posts. I found you talking to Lady Logic and her boyfriend, and I tend to agree with her here. Can you tell me specifically what ticked you off?

Meanwhile, I'm "California Dreaming".

-- (Cool @ down with me .boys), April 18, 2000.

Consumer,

Good luck with your surgery hon,hope it is not of the major variety,and don't stay gone so long; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 18, 2000.

Thanks Capn.

Not tooo major....(cant resist w/evil smile) could be from sitting in the JETS toooooooo longggg.....

----tee hee and snickering.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 19, 2000.

yuppies can be gold bugs as well you know (not me)

a lot of women are like men anyway e.g.

ladylogic y2kpro1? is he she it a woman or what?

-- richard (richard.dale@onion.com), April 19, 2000.

Cool,

Sotty it took me so long to respond. The things that ticked me off were in this thread. Specifically, what pushed the wrong buttons was the "How to impress a woman / How to impress a man" posting. I realize that this is meant to be funny, but it is also representative of the reality that many women expect men to jump through hoops for their attention, while they just view men as shallow and only motivated by sex. The counterpart to "How to impress a man" should be "show up with a full wallet". I don't mean to imply that I view all women this way, because I certainly don't. However reality is that a large percentage of women who don't, are happily involved good relationships and not out looking for a new one or maybe just for attention or what they can get. Ethical bachelors aren't out there trying to make plays for other men's wives or girlfriends. Contrary to the impression left by some of my posts, I really do get along well with ladies and have had many women friends. But, obviously, I haven't made the right choices a couple of times when it really mattered.

tt,

You are likely correct when you say "you are likely dating the wrong women." However, I submit to you that many women, and some men, misrepresent who they really are, at least initially. It takes time and $$$ to find out who they really are.

-- Bachelor (bachelor@loveya.ladies), April 20, 2000.