I just made up a category for funny stories such as this one.

There once was a boy who had thousands of pimples on his arm, was very short, and no one liked him. He was madly in love with a girl that he loved since 6th grade, but the girl didn't love him but they were "Friends". The boy would always blush when the girl came near, his cheeks would turn red as apples. But one day the girl heard that the boy said some nasty thing about her. The next day when the boy went to school the girl came up to him, the boy started blushing. The girl then said you know what, what said the boy with excitement, just as he said it she withdrew her hand than let it loose as hard as she could. The next day at the hospital the docter said He will recover dont worry, but not only had he been hurt on the outside but he was hurt on the inside, for someone took his picture as the girl smacked him and they posted it up on the school wall. And every one was laughing at him as he lay in the hospital.

-- Magma Bird (flashrun@altavista.com), April 09, 2000

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YEA!!TRUE STORY!Heh heh heh heh...and I took the picture!

-- Ismael Bolivar (PlaCeBo162@aol.com), April 11, 2000.

how is this a funny story? it doesnt sound funny to me. it actually strikes an emotional chord for me.

-- BooBoo (primaltron@yahoo.com), April 18, 2000.

that story sucks post a new one.

-- mr. thick spam (roodkill@mindspring.com), May 05, 2000.