Make up a silly census question.--Al

-- Al Schroeder (al.schroeder@nashville.com), April 06, 2000

Answers

Other than you, your wife, ten children, four dogs and mother and father in law from both sides of the family, many people reside here ?

-- Denver doug (ionoi@webtv.net), April 06, 2000.

Total number of marbles owned:

Cat's Eyes:
Steelies:
King Cobs:

-- Dave Van (davevan01@hotmail.com), April 07, 2000.

347) Do you have hair on your back? if yes) are you male or female?

348) Please mark one of the following that apply: a) I have an outie belly button b) I have and innie belly button c) I don't have a belly button

-- Glenna B. Yarnot (glennab@home.com), April 07, 2000.

368) On a rating scale of one to ten, rate the appearance of the mambers of your household.

Now tell the truth.

-- Glenna B. Yarnot (glennab@home.com), April 07, 2000.

Would you say you had a large, medium, or small ass? Don't lie now, 1 in every 3 women are considered to have a huge ass by their drunk unemployed husbands.

-- Jen (invisiblegirl@kittymail.com), April 07, 2000.

How many windows does your house have? How often do you wash them? No, really?

Can you see the tallest building in town from your bedroom window?

Did the previous occupants of your home leave anything behind when they moved out? If so, can I have it?

How many pullups can you do from your bedroom closet rod? Go try. Let us know if the closet rod breaks; remember to change the answer to question 227.3.4.C, How Many Closet Rods are there in your house.

-- Colin (cfmckin@uswest.com), April 07, 2000.