What has 4 legs in the morning,2 legs in the afternoon,and 3 legs at night.I know this is kinda stupid but I want to see if anyone knows.

-- candyman (andy_poke@hotmail.com), April 04, 2000

Answers

DUH, I don't know, a human.

-- Magma Bird (flashrun@altavista.com), April 04, 2000.

Its either a human or a man with alot of artificial legs and arms

-- Magma Bird (flashrun@altavista.com), April 04, 2000.

Right,I knew that was gay.

-- candyman (andy_poke@hotmail.com), April 04, 2000.

Aaron got that from fifth grade in our teacher!I thought he was gay because he asked me the first day:Ismael have you read Moby Dick?:I was like,WHAT THE HELL?And then i said"No..."And he laughed and said,"Well the first line is my name is Ismael.."And I'm like,"Ok.."

-- Ismael Bolivar (smgfan6262@aol.com), April 08, 2000.

geez! either you or aaron or both mangled the most famous opening line in literature.

"call me ishmael..."

-- torey luvullo (dst10000@compuserve.com), April 08, 2000.