I'm hoping this formats correctly, but more importantly, I'm hoping Mr Polly knows I love him.
Just a reminder. Read the WHOLE message - all the way to the bottom .
- G
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11:59 AM GMT, APRIL 1 !!
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HTH,
- -- Andreas
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ANDREAS SCHAMANEK < schamane@stat1.bwl.univie.ac.at
> T: +43-1 29128/686
Admin @ Inst. of Statistics, Operations Research & Computer Science
BWZ, Univ. of Vienna, Bruennerstrasze 72, A-1210 Vienna, Austria
Note: This is supposed to take place on APRIL 1. Could this be a
clue? - G
-- (Ladylogic@...), March 31, 2000
Answers
Mr Polly, my love,
Let me give you a
hug...................................................
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugggggggggggg}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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and, the sweetest kiss my lips can
give...................................................
...................................kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
......................
I had intended to post something tomorrow, but since it's April
Fool's day, I can't possible do that.
Goodnight, my darling.................................................
...........................I hope your dreams are as sweet as you;
and our future........................................................
.......................................know that in my heart, you are
the only one for me...........................................
.............Can you feel how much love I'm directing at you right
now?.............................................................
(Don't answer that, and don't bother posting here, because I know you
do.)
I love you, Louis.
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@...), March 31, 2000.
Let me say that again..................
I love you, Mr. Polly.
-- (Ladylogic@......), March 31, 2000.
B.S., and didn't I hear on the Radio about March 32st, something or
other to set a clock straight. They seemed sincere, A Pox on them,
for seeking to confuse.
-- Tomorrow is (their@confusion.com), March 31, 2000.
Let me say it again, and again, until you believe me,....my sweet
Prince:
I love you more than life
itself.
Love will find the way.
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@....), March 31, 2000.
Mr Polly, I want you to find comfort in my arms.
.............Come here and let me hold you..........................
..............................Let me give you my love &
affection..........................
......................................I'll never forsake you for
another human being................................
I offer you love and protection; and my body and soul as
well..................
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@.....), March 31, 2000.
LL has great tits!
-- snuggy (snuggy@aol.com), April 01, 2000.
Absofuckinglutely, she does!
:o)
-- (LL@lover.too), April 01, 2000.
Oh, please...she's a middle-aged matron for Christ sake! Even though you can't tell from reading this juvenile tripe. (Blech!! Blech!!)
-- My what (boppy floobs@you.have), April 01, 2000.
Unlike you, she's never had children, or men sucking her tits all her
life.
LL has great tits!
-- (LL@lover.here), April 01, 2000.
Didn't LL have Mr. Louis Polly on her list of trolls last week? Oh well, she probably apologized...
-- (teehee@hee.hee), April 01, 2000.
LL@lover, yeah. She's probably never had a man even touch her tits. Barf! One of the last forty-six year old virgin Old Maids for good reason. I hear her tits bruise her kneecaps when she walks up stairs. EEEeeeeewww. I'm leavin'. This is makin' me sick just thinkin' about it. ACK!
-- (x@y......), April 01, 2000.
Mr Polly,
................This time, I know it's for real..................
I want you to know that I love you.
.............................I want you to know that you've got
everything I've been looking for..............................
.............................everything I've been
looking for.........................
.........................and I'll never upset our happy
home......................
.....................just trust in me, like I trust in
you............................
I don't need you, but I want
you.............................................
No April fools!
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@....), April 01, 2000.
You are an strange girl. (((LL)))
-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), April 01, 2000.
My darling, Polly,
Whisper in my ear one more time before I rest my head on my pilow.
I can't sleep without you.
I can't live without you.
...............................It MUST be
love............................
(I feel your body next to mine, and I can sleep peacefully now.)
~*~
-- (Ladylogic@......), April 01, 2000.
--(x@y....)
Never met a pair I didn't like.
-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), April 01, 2000.
After looking througgh all that...I kinda feel sorry for this Polly guy.
"As for me...I shall finish the Game"!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shakey~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-- Shakey (in_a_bunker@forty.feet), April 01, 2000.
Something tells me that I'm the only "true" male on this thread...
-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2000.
prove it (grin)
-- (show@us.all), April 01, 2000.
-- Patsy Cline (crazy@crazy.crazy), April 01, 2000.
prove it (grin)
I have hair in my ears (secondary male sex characteristic).
Of course, if there is other proof that you are seeking and you are
in the Columbus area, I'd be happy to...
...take you to see Stars on Ice tonight at the Schott. (What did you
think I was going to suggest? I'm a gentleman. Heh-heh).
-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2000.
If you are from Columbus, you can't be all bad. It is a great place.
-- Fernando (Charis@hotmail.com), April 02, 2000.
Whoa, kb8um8, a "true" male? You mean yours are the size of churchbells? Don't you ever get tired of pushing them around in a wheelbarrow?
-- (ding dong@bell.ringer), April 02, 2000.
K,
Where's that happening at, the Chiller? (Yep, another
Coumbusite...) ;-)
-- Deb M. (vmcclell@columbus.rr.com), April 02, 2000.
unrequited love's a bore
L Hart
dear LL your's is always
well I hope so for the sake of future humanity
-- sir richard (richard@onion.com), April 02, 2000.
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