A bloated, grossly overweight Elian Gonzalez gave out-of-retirement Diane Sawyer an exclusive up-date of her 2000 interview 11 years ago.

Diane: Elian, you've been in the US 12 years. What are your impressions?

Elian: Diane, it's great. I haven't been in school since I was six; the food is great (patting his Jabba The Hut belly); the Cubano muchachas are great. Y'know, you got great tits for an old lady.

Diane: Thanks. What do you do all day?

Elian: I like to hang out at El Mall Grande - lots of young snatch, easy pickin's for muggings - you know, that sort of thing.

Diane: What was the turning point for you?

Elian: When I joined The Bloods at 12 years old. You really got great tits, Diane. Like young guys?

Diane: Thank you, Elian.

-- (fd!@gf.fae), March 31, 2000

Answers

Gross - but funny!

-- (x@x.x), March 31, 2000.

You know, that had a lot of potential to be funny. But instead, it just turned into typical racist bullshit.

-- jumpoff joe a.k.a. Al K. Lloyd (jumpoff@ekoweb.net), March 31, 2000.

Joe: You're right. It's typical racist bullshit.

But it's very funny.

-- (x@x.x), March 31, 2000.

What's racist about it? Are you bothered by the reference to the Bloods - mass murderers of the Inner City?

I'm much more offended by your foul language, in a public forum.

-- (cal231@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

Cal,

WHICH portion of 'free speech, no censorship" dont you understand?

this board was created so we can remain uncensored, you are welcome here perhaps you need to try to scroll past what you find offensive.

BTW, I didnt really think this was funny at all. Surely you could do better than this.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

I think it's very funny. You see, Elian is a cute six year old. He grows up to be a typical teen thug. See? It's a twist on The Ugly Duckling tale. See? At six, Elian is like a beautiful swan. At 17, he's an ugly duckling. Nice twist, no?

-- (cal231@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

Looks like the same sexist, racist pig that's spamming GICC right now.

-- fduyou're (an@ssho.le), March 31, 2000.

an@ssh--e and consumer: Children learn language at their parent's knees.

I think words like a--h--e and b--ls--t reflect poorly on one's parents.

Don't you both agree?

-- (cal231@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

A Cuban in the 'Bloods'? Don't think so.

-- Ra (tion@l.1), March 31, 2000.

My reaction was that it is racist.

-- Mara (MW@aol.com), March 31, 2000.

it was kind of racist. the real bad part is someone expecting the kid would be ale to hold a conversation in English after only 11 years.

-- Dr. smith (lostINsp@ce.com), April 01, 2000.

the real bad part is someone expecting the kid would be able to hold a conversation in English after only 11 years.

isn't that the truth :-)

-- (doomerstomper@usa.net), April 01, 2000.

Hey cal,

Hows this for offensive (here i go acting like hawk)

FUCK OFF.

Take that to the offensive checkout counter, and pay for it......

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), April 05, 2000.