Lost Chapter in Genesis

HERE IS THE LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS... Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make."

"She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history...

-- ... (...@...com), March 25, 2000

Answers

HEY

An ARM & LEG is pretty dog gone cheap IMHO for what ALL the male population is getting.

Should of charged him 2 arms and 3 legs.

No, that wouldnt of worked then man would of only had one head to think with

*sigh*

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

HA! And here's one for you...

The Beautiful Princess

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and said to herself, "I don't fucking think so!"

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

cin loo........ LMAO !!!!!!!! :-)

-- Netghost (ng@no.yr), March 26, 2000.

The ladies might like this, but the women won't. :^)

-- (Miss Ann@th.rope), March 27, 2000.