Since everyone is in such a humorous way...lets take a vote for the following:

1. Who is most sarcastic?

2. Fowlest mouth?

3. Quickest comebacks?

4. Nicest person?

5. Rudest?

6. Best article?

7. Biggest Drunk?

8. Biggest Liar?

9. One who uses the most alias's?

10. One you LOVE TO HATE?

This is for educational purposes only, such as for lurkers, newbies.

FYI ... please be aware that we here at this Board LOVE A GOOD TIME AND FLAME SESSION.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000

Answers

okay lets get moving on this...

alos, MOST ANNOYING

and I get the pic of hawk award for being most creative. {rather have pic of DOG }

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

I am Not getting this right, sorry ruff nite.

The comment about educational purposes was NOT meant to be taken the way it sounds?

I WANT ALL to vote...

---consumer who is tired and 'not well' today..... thanks

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

Slow weekend, eh?

How about "posts" or "threads" as well as, or instead of, "people"?

Not sure where to look for "fowlest mouths." Ahhh, spell checker. Wonderful gadget and funny to boot.

-- Pam (jpjgood@penn.com), March 25, 2000.

1. Who is most sarcastic? Me.

2. Fowlest mouth? LL.

3. Quickest comebacks? Me.

4. Nicest person? Me.

5. Rudest? LL.

6. Best article? Me.

7. Biggest Drunk? LL.

8. Biggest Liar? LL.

9. One who uses the most alias's? LL.

10. One you LOVE TO HATE? LL

-- Me (me@not.her), March 25, 2000.

11. Troll who starts most of these threads? LL
12. Troll who posts the most responses on this thread? LL

-- Loonie (ListLady@aohell.com), March 25, 2000.

13. Not cinlooo or consumer? Not Me

-- Loonie (ListLady@aohell.com), March 25, 2000.

Pam:

Don't be so sure. Fowlest mouth?

Over the years, we have had a number of posters with chicken in their name.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

Fowlest mouth = Hawk, hands down

Quickest comeback - Uncle Dee Dah -w/out a doubt

Biggest drunk - the beer dude

Nicest - tie between gilda and dee

Most sarcastic - cin......love her to death

Love to Hate = LL

remember, this is ALL in fun now....

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

Biggest sexually frustrated bitch = consumer.

-- Hawk (flyin@high.again), March 25, 2000.

OHHHHHH HAWKIE,

it was supposed to be in 'fun', but......

You WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS BITCH, and you surely couldnt AFFORD her either. {Very evil grin}

Hawk, had you read my post on another thread you'd realize I dont need a man/hawk, SEE DEAR,

------consumer WHO IS INTO JET POOLS with FAST streams......

(and there's ALWAYS DEX!!!!)

figure that one out you old flying fcker (U get it?)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

LOLOL

btw...thanks consumer, teehee =o)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

Consumer:

Your last post reminds me of an old "Tool Time" episode. Tim installed a new bathtub with the jet sprays. He discussed three speeds: Slow, Medium, and "Who needs a man?"

-- Anita (notgiving@anymore.thingee), March 25, 2000.

Anita, love it....

BTW, Hawkie dearest, I'm not big either.....

If I were I'd have a heck of a time gettin to those jets....

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 25, 2000.

Consumer, I am confused ... your email address belongs to someone named Jason in California, single, into martial arts, with a personal quote that sez, "Shh, I'm hunting wabbits..."

-- Normally (Oxsys@aol.com), March 26, 2000.

i got yer rabbit babe, he's in the hot tub with me.....

Dont have a 'clue' as to who 'you think i am' but hey, whatever...

as cin would say 'major eye roll"

now, poof be gone

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 27, 2000.