I'd love to meet the creator of this website so i can give him a swift kick in the ass and then throw him into oncoming traffic. I mean who the hell is stupid enough to come up with this message board, Elevator Problems, Fucking Elevator Problems,....I don't know who's stupider that guy for making it, or all you morons for being here.

-- Stan (mestan@bachamp.com), March 22, 2000

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Your mother must be very proud of you. Your just a MENTAL GIANT!!

-- donald J. pfuntner (brandon1@frontiernet.net), March 22, 2000.

Elevator Problem Discussion bboard

It is rare to see so much humor in 1 week. Stan, I detect a little envy in your diatribe. What do you do for a living??

-- Fred Baltes (Elman101@aol.com), March 23, 2000.

power fluctuation @2-4volt will trip kone elevator controller

Hi,,,, I'm from GUAM Island Iwould like to ask about power fluctuation of Montgomery Kone Elevator.can you give me an idea for what kind of voltage regulator that i will , since the power fluctation here in GUAM is worse.

thank you very much , ed

-- eduardo m. pineda (jeremiah31003@yahoo.com), April 18, 2002.

Dear Stan, Whether you are serious or not, I find sufficient humor in you comments to bring a smile, for which I thank you. Also, at times my dearest informs me that I am sub-moron, therefor you have now elevated me to a higher level of competence, for which I also thank you.

Now, in the event that you are serious, what may I do or say to alleviate your predicament? I am sure many of the readers of this forum, of which you write, are more than willing to assist a brother in need. Please let us know. It is very likely that we collectively can resolve any elevator/escalator problem you may have. Also, some of us have been around since elevator operators were young and attractive, so maybe we have a little experience we could share with you in the interest of bringing a smile to your heart. vpk

-- Vernon P. Keller (vpkeller@earthlink.net), March 23, 2000.

first of all, VPK's reply is great. Second of all of course im kidding, but the idea of Elevator Discussion problems sounds almost as retarded as some of the other message boards in Lusenet, and you people can't deny it.

-- Stan (mestan@bachamp.com), March 23, 2000.

Stan -

Since you have such a low regard for this site, it is surprising you visit it. Why not "just say no" and spend your time elsewhere.

Better yet, why don't YOU develop a better site, and we can all benefit.

John Brannon

-- John Brannon (akaelevman@AOL.com), March 23, 2000.

I now have the motivation. Let us now see if we can rise to the challenge without taking the bait? Naturally, I have to do it on a day my dearest is in a good mood in order for me to muster the IQ level of a moron, darn. vpk

-- Vernon P. Keller (vpkeller@earthlink.net), March 23, 2000.

STAN: Elevators *deserve* their own site; like anything in life, they have their ups and downs (hee!hee!hee!)

Seriously, the next time you use an elevator safely, be thankful that there are actually people who care about such things and devote the skills and knowledge to make them happen...

-- phiber0ptix (PZ@palatialbeachhouse.com), July 18, 2000.

Bulk profanity......How cute....

-- Justin Ward (JW@Hotmail.com), September 07, 2000.

Stan, I really doub't you'd be kickin anyones ass with any of these morons in the same room as Ray

-- (tcmarv@home.com), September 22, 2000.

I HOPE THE FOLLWING POINTS ARE IMPORTANT FOR YOU AS AN ENGINEERE TO FIND THE SOLUTION OF THE ELEVATOR: 1. CHEACK FOR THE ELECTRIC MOTOR IT IS FINE FOR THE ELEVATOR. 2. THE WEIGHT OF THE ELEVATOR IS VERY LARGE ACCORDING THE ITS WEIGHT AND PERSONS WEIGHT SO MAKE SHORE ABOUT THAT 3. YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR IMPROVMENT OF THIS ELEVATOR IN ORDER TO CHALANGE YOUR PROBLEM AND CORRECTED. FINALLEY AND NOT FINALLY I HAVE MEETING KNOW

-- kaha bal-harith (kaha2004@kfupm.edu.sa), January 04, 2004.