I don't know about the rest of you guys but I refuse to accept that I derive from tiny bug eating monkeys.

monkey's uncle

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), March 16, 2000

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Lars:

I don't know about the rest of you guys but I refuse to accept that I derive from tiny bug eating monkeys.

Had another argument with the spouse, eh. I understand. Been there and tried to convince myself of the same.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), March 16, 2000.

I agree, Lars. I much prefer to be associated with pond scum [as a recent thread suggested.] Pond scum just has such an intellectual "ring" to it. Then again, pond scum has also recently been discovered to be a great fuel alternative [see another recent thread.] See the mess you've gotten us into NOW, Ollie?

-- Anita (notgiving@anymore.thingee), March 16, 2000.

Why not? I once knew a kid who ate a bug for a nickel. He was kinda small, too, come to think of it.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), March 16, 2000.

Oh Lars, I wouldn't take this too seirously, by next week they'll have a new theory and this one will be only another footnote in some obscure book. It could be worse though, at least those little guys looked like they were cute, they could probably get in and out of tight situations and not get caught too!

Now Anita, lets talk about this pond scum stuff. Pond scum Anita? Really? Well I just bet you would enjoy being a little slippery. Just think of all the mischevious stuff you could pull and nobody could get ahold of you!!!!!!!

-- suzy (suzy@nowhere.com), March 16, 2000.

Fergoodnessakes! Get over yourself...45 million years is a long time...and if you're in luck, maybe your ancestors got off the tree on the lemur branch. I particularly liked the human branch with the woman in the classic business suit,...how's 'bout that for a pop culture message?

"Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktockman.

-- Donna (moment@home.com), March 17, 2000.

I AM AN ALIEN! GET OVER IT1

-- ET (bneville@zebra.net), March 20, 2000.