For those of you whom are interested in this discourse between myself and our estranged and colorful LadyLogic, you will first need to review hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg-id=002jd2. Perhaps one of you could create a link for me to make it easier. Anyway, here goes.....

My dear Ms. LL:

First, you make some serious challenges. Such "tough" talk put the shivers into me. And when I answered your challenges, you simply crawled back into your empty, hapless, shell to figure out that which is so clear, or should be, to one with such a "distinguished" academic career. Yes, to one whose "mental capacities" are both laudable and inspired, I would think it perfectly clear to you. Ah, but perhaps your beauty has begun to over-power your brain. However, such is the way of the "idiot", so I will explain it to you. The nefarious and mischievious nature by which you have conducted yourself in the past gives one great "pause" as to whether to give a real e-mail address or not. I chose to remain anonymous Ms. LL for the simple fact that you are a menace. I use my e-mail and computer for both business and pleasure and can't control the damage you could inflict. However, Ms. LL, if you and I were in the same town, I would have no qualms over confronting you mano-y-mano. I take great pleasure in squashing outspoken, uneducated, unqualified, uncaring, and most likely, unattractive ingrates such as yourself....woman or not. And for you to come up with this.... ......"you're just another gutless anon wearing a white sheet and pointy hat".... Please, somebody out there....help me. How could someone (Ms. LL) with such "brain-power", "logistical abilities", "analytical capacities", and "Venus-like" beauty be so shallow, dearth, and without purpose. I, for one, am at a loss. My eyes tear when I review her, LL, statements.....it's....just....I expect so much more. What a loser and imposter to the human race you are LL. And to CJS....whoever you are....she isn't worth the time, effort, or fun. She's just another lost, pathetic, hapless child who parades around as a 46 year old woman. Her only purpose in life is to create the same misery for others that she herself experiences every living moment of the day. I pity her.....(tears...)

JRS

-- John R. Smith (amazed@oxymoron.com), March 14, 2000

Answers

CJS,

yawn

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 14, 2000.

'scuse my silly self. I forgot to add my pretty,... delicate,... beautiful,.... flower; so you'll know I'm real:

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 14, 2000.

So JRS...

You really like her, eh? Some things are so obvious. =)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 14, 2000.

cin,

LOL!!

I just have to meet you someday.

(I'll even babysit, and bake you guys some bread?)

With all my love,

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 15, 2000.

LL,

Not CJS. I don't appreciate your attempting to tie me to this person, much in the same vein that you don't appreciate imposters posting using your name and email address. I have no beef with you right now, and I don't have any reason or anything to gain by baiting you. Additionally, anything that I have posted addressing you has been with my name.

-- cjs (cjs@noemail.com), March 15, 2000.

LL

Additionally, I apologize for telling you to "go fuck yourself" over at biffy. That was a bit over the top.

-- CJS (cjs@noemail.com), March 15, 2000.

CJS,

Ok, I forgive you, and you forgive me; and we're both better people.

It's been a pleasure, to "know" you.

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 15, 2000.

LL & CJS:

I'm glad, happy actually, that you two have reconciled. Perhap's this whole ridiculous discourse has not been in vein.

RJS

-- John R. Smith (amazed@oxymoron.com), March 15, 2000.