There I was, along with a few others in the Strawbeery on Saturday, celebrating another 3 points in the usual fashion when the silence was abruptly halted by a group of rowdies. On reflection, perhaps they had had a little more to drink than the rest of us as they burst into song. They had 3 catchy little numbers:
1. There's only one Warren Barton
2. There's only one Clive Sinclair
3. Daaaah da da dada daaah, da, dada daaah

I have no idea what they were on about, and from the looks on their faces, neither did Softie nor Dr Bill. Any clues??

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

Answers

Obviously Sting didn't grace you with his presence, otherwise there would doubtless have been further serenading.

PS you seem to be one dada short of a theme tune ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

The accent and the C5 may have been a give away for the other two but for you.....I have no idea.

Hey, what's all this about 13 year old kids in your street being pregnant, Gary Glitter or Michael Jackson moved into the area have they?

And dead bodies under streets we didn't previously know even existed this side of the Red Rec and Jackson's chippie.

I don't know....you live in your own little world over there you lot do.....not like 'our' lot!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2000

The likeness is uncanny mind:


-- Anonymous, March 16, 2000

That has made my DAY!

I can't stop laughing, clever as fuck as well mind :)

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2000

COOL!!!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2000

Fabulous Scratchy....bloddy fabulous.......

Given the way that one worked....the rest that were suggested should be good as well......watch out BBS'ers....the Daily Toon boys are after you!

-- Anonymous, March 16, 2000

Genius!

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Sir Clive and Warren spotted in Bar 1892.



Rumours of Sting at Prenton Park still to be confirmed.

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Howay Screach! How can that be the 1892 Club? They're all Toffs with wads who wouldn't be seen dead out of a suit aren't they? ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

In an attempt to match the mobile phone tie ups like ManUre and the Smoggies, the Mackems launch their own Network - Bananas


-- Anonymous, March 17, 2000

Sorry - make that single click!

Good - it works! :o))

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2000

And make sure you're speakers are on!

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2000

How funny was that! Brilliant!

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2000

SMB - Wot you doing up at 3 am? My excuse is I'm full of cold and couldn't sleep. Got up for a few tablets and found an email from Screacher asking me to publish and be damned!

Glad you liked it!

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2000

Hey Pilgrim. That wan't me you got an e-mail from. I was tucked up in me bed at the time. Must have been somebody else! What shall I do with "the other" one??

Oops - what a giveaway!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

PS. Double click required on my Netscrape Browser.

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

Sorry for the confusion. IE 1 Click. Netscape 2 Clicks. Don't miss it. It's a cracker! :o))

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

You two are dangerous when you get together, dangerous...bloody funny too mind :-)

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

Not being awkward nor nowt.....but why isn't this showing up on the PC I'm using at work....is it because it is not multi-media.

All I get is the message, but no piccie or Icon.....but I can see the Screacher one, and the still photo's of Softie and Dr Bill...what is going wrong.

Is this the same one as Screacher sent me this morning, and is it because its a video clip as opposed to a jpeg or whatever?

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

You need a plugin. And no, it's not the same one (similar). It works best with "Quicktime". I think MS Media Player is too jerky......but then again.........

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000

You are not suggesting something about drink by chance are you Battersby

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2000