I'm not cinloo, I'm Laura. However, we wear the same perfume, and it confuses people.

Furthermore, Lisa Z. is not Lisa B.

OTFR is not Desert Dog, but s/he might be Bill Gates.

Gilda is not git, but, she might be Golda Mier.

Decker is not Bill P., but he's not Alan Greenspan either (g).

Y2kPro is not Mr Polly. (Y2kPro is a female, and Mr Polly is definitely all male.)

Unk D is not c41, but he is a combination of DeITeR and Bob Goldthwaite.

Normally is not Paula Gordon, but she might be Paula Zahn.

Malcolm Taylor is not Mike Taylor, but he might be number 6... <5, which makes 1, but that's not such a lonely number, is it?.

Carlos is not Patrick, but he might be Donnie Marshall. DEAhttp://www.usdoj.gov/dea/agency/administrator.htm

Consumer is not Diane, but she might be Ralph Nader.

cpr is not Yourdon, but he might be Hawk when he hasn't had his coffee.

Anita is not Maria, she might be....I don't know!! You are an enigma, Anita.

Flint is not Chuck, but he might be Steve Hawking.

H2S04 isn't water, day isn't night. Up isn't down; so let's get this right:

I'm not cinloo

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic46@aol.com), March 12, 2000

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Opps,

Jeeze, cinloo. I just noticed you posted the last five below me. Heh, those five tell me that you're still doomin' though. Ha ha! I'm a total polly and you're not even a non doomer!!

Sheesh, if the trolls and hmm, could only see the difference, you wouldn't be catching so much slack.

Sorry, babe. I don't know what else to do about it.

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 12, 2000.

Which perfume; clinique 'Happy', or Victoria's Secret 'Amber Romance'?

{giggle} Cute post Laura.

BTW...I really don't consider myself a doomer. I AM SWITZERLAND. (neutral, sort of on-the-fence) I like to keep my options open and I can enjoy a good debate. =o)

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 12, 2000.

I'm kinda partial to that vanilla stuff ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), March 12, 2000.

A guy that wears 'Cacharel for Men' drives me insane, mmmm =oP

-- cin (cinlooo@aol.com), March 12, 2000.

My aftershave is HUNK male musk. Females follow me down the street, sniffing, salivating and ovulating.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), March 12, 2000.

Funny post. BTW, I never assumed cinloo and Laura were the same person.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 12, 2000.

hmm,

I thought you did because you answered cin's post like this:

"I love Lady Logic so you men just leave her and us alone.

-- cin (cinloo@aol.com), March 11, 2000

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Thanks, Impostor Troll.

Have a nice evening.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 11, 2000."

I thought, you thought, she was impersonating me.

Of course, you could have been thinking, that I was thinking, that she was thinking, that he was thinking, that we were thinking,... without really thinking. Ya think?

BWahahahahahahah hahahahah hahaha haha haha hhaa hhaaahahahaha haha hahahahah hahaha ha ha

No big deal, as long as people know we're two different people, I'm happy.

Now, how many different people are you???

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 12, 2000.

I am me and only me...always have been, always will.

No you havent!....Yes I have!....No you haven't... yes.... no....

We will always be the same... There, satisfied????

watchin' the other dog....

The Dogs

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), March 12, 2000.

I thought, you thought, she was impersonating me.

No, I didn't think that she was impersonating you, I thought that the mysterious Impostor Troll was impersonating her.

Now, how many different people are you???

More than you can imagine. :-)

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 12, 2000.

You lyin' Dog!

You are NOT you!

Not only are you not you, I know you weren't thinking what you thought before you thunk it.

Ha ha hahah ahha hhahaha hahaha ah! ha haha hahahah hahaahhaha ahhah ha

(God, we're being silly.)

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-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 12, 2000.

Naw, not me. Never liked no stinkin badges.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), March 13, 2000.

Is Flint the Eggman?

-- flora (***@__._), March 13, 2000.

You don't wear no stinkin badges????!!

I wear stieenkin badges!!!!

Put your hands up. Lay down on the ground and spread your legs.

You have the right to remain silent, or disable your keyboard.

You have the right to have an attorney present. (I recommend Flint.)

You have the right to a speedy trial (Hopefully before the next Y2k date :o)

Finally, you have the right to give Yourdon your outdated stock of thorazine. (It might only help a little bit, but we wouldn't want to waste good drugs, now would we???)

~*~

-- Laura (Ladylogic@...), March 13, 2000.

Can someone who speaks English please translate this drivel

-- Sir Richard (richard.dale@onion.com), March 14, 2000.

Lol, But I DO RESENT the Diane remark....for obvious reasons, enuf said. ===consumer

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), March 15, 2000.