LADY LOGIC JOKES BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!

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OK, you asked for 'em!!!

Lady Logic is not cheap, but she is on special this week

When Lady Logic talks to her about computer hardware, she even makes her mother board.

Every morning Lady Logic takes her laptop computer for a run so she can jog her memory.

Pocket tape recorders were invented for those such as Lady Logic, who like small talk.

Lady Logic bought a cheap mouse, and it left her with a squeak and a sad tale.

Advise to LL: Whether you use a keyboard or a knife, be careful with your back slash.

Lady Logic almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left her before they met

Lady Logic loves defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

Lady Logic's motto: If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Lady Logic's mind is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

We all admire you, Laura :)

-- Jokester (just@for.fun), March 08, 2000

Answers

Hey you,

I can smile at all of them except the one about the defenseless animals in the gravy.

Apologize now, or do my bidding for me later.

~*~

-- laura (ladylogic@......), March 08, 2000.


From what I have seen of Laura's postings on this board, she has remained civil and kind. Even here with your "bait" to make her angry she is being a good sport.

Why won't you all give her the benefit of the doubt and quit making fun of her? She is an intelligent woman and probably has alot to offer if you would give her half a chance.

-- LZach (lisa@texasnetworks.com), March 08, 2000.


I Second LZach's motion!

-- Flash (flash@flash.hq), March 09, 2000.

Why won't you all give her the benefit of the doubt and quit making fun of her? She is an intelligent woman and probably has a lot to offer if you would give her half a chance.

Why can't Americans take a little gentle ribbing. Probably is a good word, how do you know she's intelligent. Can't see how this posting prevents her from "offering a lot".

-- lancelot of camelot (lance@boil.com), March 09, 2000.


I think the issue is that, if you look down the list of posts, you'll see plenty of "gentle ribbing" that she's already been taking up to this point. It's obvious there are people who won't be signing up for membership in the LL Fan Club anytime soon, but really, it's getting a little ridiculous.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 09, 2000.


Let's see now, she has called lisa and other people names here (bitch, ghetto girl, chicken shit). When she dishes it out she'll have to take what comes back.

-- Archiver (Archiverrr@archiverr.xcom), March 09, 2000.

Archiver,

You don't even want me to post the obscene names I've been called for the last five months.

I didn't start this battle, you did. I, however, have remained remarkably calm considering the treatment you gave me at TB, DB, Biffy, and here! Which just goes to show, I am the true Lady.

Those are my last words to you.

Hi Lisa! Thanks for the support!!

<3

~*~

-- laura (ladylogic@.....), March 09, 2000.


Let's see now, she has called lisa and other people names here (bitch, ghetto girl, chicken shit). When she dishes it out she'll have to take what comes back.

Perhaps your archives haven't recorded the history of how many names she was called when she "turned polly" a few months ago, and was subsequently banned. You can start with this thread and I'll leave it to your obviously superior archiving skills to dig up the rest.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 09, 2000.


Whoops, I meant this thread.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 09, 2000.

LL prove you have an IQ

independent evidence required

-- bernstein (bighead@cranium.com), March 09, 2000.



After LL showed her true colors on DeBunker's and Biffy, her own polly friends were calling her names like lunatic, moron, bitch, etc. As usual, Lady ALWAYS provoked them into it. Want to see some threads proving my point? I would like to see the threads where Lady was called names wherein SHE WAS NOT the instigator. Please?

-- Archiver (Archiverr@archiverrr.xcom), March 09, 2000.

Hey "Lady"

So, you don't like gravy do you...can dish it out but can't take it, eh?

OK, I apologise for the jokes, and expect to be regailed with your vast wisdom in the not-too-distant future.

Cheers!

-- Jokester (just@for.fun), March 09, 2000.


Wow, hmm!

Thanks for posting that, and reminding me! I had forgotten all about that thread, so I thank you for going to the trouble of digging it out.

I don't have any idea who you are...but you're obviously a very, kind, generous person.

Thank You

Jokester, did you used to be Pollster?

~*~

-- lauar (ladylogic@......), March 09, 2000.


off

-- laura (cleaning @up my.mess), March 09, 2000.

I'll never try doing all three like that again!

-- laura (trying @it.again), March 09, 2000.


After LL showed her true colors on DeBunker's and Biffy, her own polly friends were calling her names like lunatic, moron, bitch, etc. As usual, Lady ALWAYS provoked them into it.

Big deal.

Want to see some threads proving my point?

No.

I would like to see the threads where Lady was called names wherein SHE WAS NOT the instigator. Please?

Well, you're posting to one right now. Also, you apparently seem to think that in the post I referenced above, Lady "instigated" the attacks. How? By writing from the "polly" point of view? Do you believe that this is sufficient "instigation" to be attacked and called names?

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), March 09, 2000.


I gotta tell you Laura, you are more patient and graceful than I could ever be. Old TB regular wisely instructed us that past sins were forgiven. I for one, enjoy LL's inciteful input here. She was sniped so quickly at *sighs* board, that most of us really had no idea what she was TRYING to say.

Maybe your problem Jokester, is that you really can't handle the fact that she DOES have a voice here. Why does that seem to bother you so much?

-- (doomerstomper@usa.net), March 09, 2000.


Stomper and hmm,

Words can't even begin to express what I'm feeling right now.

Thank you, so much for understanding.

~*~

-- laura (ladylogic@........), March 09, 2000.


Archiver, you said above:

Let's see now, she has called lisa and other people names here (bitch, ghetto girl, chicken shit). When she dishes it out she'll have to take what comes back.

Don't you think that if anyone was going to call Laura names or "dish it out" as you say, it would be the people that she attacked with her name calling? Seeing as how I was one of those persons and I have absolutely NO intention of retaliating or holding those horrible instances against her, don't you think others should be able to get past it and move on also? I think that she has more than "taken" enough of "it" already.

I had quite a lengthy chat with Laura on the phone several weeks ago and I found her to be extremely intelligent, witty, and fun to talk to.

Do I agree with or condone the things that Laura has done on other boards? No. Do I think she regrets it and is embarrassed by her actions? Yes, I do. I think that if we would all just give her a little room so that she can relax and quit feeling as if she has to constantly come here to defend herself that she could be a great contributor in this environment.

Just my 2cents worth....

-- LZach (lisa@texasnetworks.com), March 09, 2000.


Oh, my Lord, Lisa,

What you just said brought tears to my eyes. You've nailed me to a "t". Thank you, my dear, sweet, lady.

What can I ever do to repay you?

<3

~*~

-- laura (ladylogic@......), March 09, 2000.


No repayment necessary. What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong. It is time for all of this to end. You made the first move by apologizing and saying that you will never spam the forums again. I think, IMHO, that it is time for everyone to stop giving you a hard time. They have said that all is "forgiven", now I think we need to work on the "forget" part.

Take care!

Lisa ;o)

-- LZach (lisa@texasnetworks.com), March 09, 2000.


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