Cool OZ bloke advancing international good will....... : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

In appreciation of our rapidly devolving international relations between OZ posts and Yank posts, and at the behest of Bill MD, Esquire, on this thread:

Why do these things always happen in America?..., I offer this token peace offering to the regular blokes and sheilas in order to advance understanding and good will among our different races & hemispheres. Be cool...hehe...

Regards from Down Under

-- Pieter (, March 08, 2000


Most Excellent LOL !!!

-- capnfun (, March 08, 2000.

Ahhhh, isn't that a sweet 'roo--all laid back, relaxed, thinkin' great thoughts about Crocodile Dundee, aliens, and good will toward Yanks. (grin)

-- gilda (, March 08, 2000.

Pieter, the American phrase that comes to mind is one from the early 70's...."Let it all hang out, baby".

-- kritter (, March 08, 2000.


Might of known that slinky OZ Pieter Zap would have the unmitigated gall to post this entirely unseemly Centerfold display of masculine 'private parts.' It matters not that I had suggested to him by email that I would post just that JPG. (The difference is of course, I am a Yank, a member of the Master Race. And he? Not only an OZ but a descendant of that obscure cohort from the nether part of The Netherlands, called Friesland. That should AUTOMATICALLY give him NO POSTING RIGHTS ON THIS FORUM.)

So, Forum Moderator, I hereby petition you to declare the first legitimate ('Manny' does not count -- he's a Yank.) ban on this site: Exile the OZ to Gehenna, forthwith. AND with no chance of pardon.


P.S. The other reason I'm beside myself is that I attempted over a period of 1 1/2 hours this morning to figure out the friggin' HTML necessary to post the Centerfold myself ... had too much pride to email the OZ hisself to get the gen. (Would have been like the thief asking his victim if he could borrow his gun so he could put a bullet thru him neatly, eh?) B.

-- William J. Schenker, MD (, March 08, 2000.

Sorry that it took me so long to respond to this request for censorship. I had to carefully evaluate this perticular instance.

My decision is thus:

Although it is indeed a very "manly" specimen of the Skippy genus, displaying his "apparatus" in a very provocative manner, laying back in a pose suggesting his egotistic self-delusioned mood that a female of the same genus might find him attractive, I consider this picture not deserving of censure as per my policy. I doubt that the good folks coming to this forum, especially the females, would be distracted by the lewd thoughts this fuzzy specimen seems to have, and/or that the males would feel their egos threatened. What's more, children are already bombarded by these kinds of pictures in National Geographic, Discovery Channel, and school.

However, you two Pieter and Dr. Schenker, are from now on under close watch. This sort of Aussies vs. Yanks chest-thumping could quickly escalate into something needing my attention.

Consider yourselves officially on my blacklist.

Thank you.

-- Old TB2K forum regular (, March 08, 2000.

-- Pieter (, March 08, 2000.

The above emoticon post is what happens when we don't put STRICT export protocols on our knowhow to protect it from furriners. Pretty soon they'll learn how to be driving autoMObiles down under, instead of camels, or is 'roos? Land sakes!


-- William J. Schenker, MD (, March 08, 2000.

Skanky! Enough squirrels! I'm after Roos!

-- Squirrel Hunter (nuts@upina.cellrelaytower), March 08, 2000.

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