Sign on LadyLogic's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Every morning for Y2K Pro is the dawn of a new error...

The perfect gift to improve LadyLogic's communication skills: a phoneless cord.

LadyLogic's Motto: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Y2K Pro's Motto: The SPAMings will continue until morale of those d*** doomers improves.

LadyLogic's Other Motto: Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness takes its troll.

Doomer's English Class Motto: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Spammer's Motto: There cannot be a crisis today; my buffer is already full.

GI explains to Polly: I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

A conclusion is simply the place where LadyLogic got tired of thinking.

Advise for LadyLogic: If EVER you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy for Y2K Pro is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Diplomacy for LadyLogic - the art of letting someone have your way.

Y2K Pro's Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

LadyLogic's Consulting Business Motto: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000

Answers

*sigh*

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-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), March 06, 2000.

Hey Hawk! Things getting dull over at northkorea.com? Now hawk, in order to fit the definition a "joke" - it has to be funny. None of these are. Here's an example of funny...

How can you tell if a Doomer is standing on level ground?

He drools out of both sides of his mouth...

badaboom!

Now, I'm not going to quit my day job, but do you see the difference?

-- Y2K Pro (y2kpro1@hotmail.com), March 06, 2000.

Hey Pro,

I resemble that remark! Actually, on level ground, since I am obviously a mouth-breather, it collects right in the middle and dribbles into my navel. And thank God for that! I'll never have to worry about stockpiling water! (annoying smiley-face emoticon here)

Jimmy

-- Jimmy Splinters (inthe@dark.com), March 06, 2000.

I don't know, Y2K Pro, I thought this one was pretty funny:

Y2K Pro's Motto: The SPAMings will continue until morale of those d*** doomers improves.

It can be taken two ways depending on your point of view.

As for the rest, I see your point.

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), March 06, 2000.

Hawk, and everyone else,

I just bought you a drink over in the roll call thread.

(Hawk, I don't want to fight with you; I never did.)

~*~

-- laura (Ladylogic@.....), March 06, 2000.

Absolutely hilarious!!! Come on you guys where's your sense of humor. We haven't laughed in a long time on the previous forum because of Lady. She'll be the brunt of the jokes for many days to come! Get over it!

-- ~~~~ (~~~@~!~~.xcom), March 06, 2000.

Lady and Y2K Pro -- hey, at least your celebrities now! As the old Hollywood saying goes, any press is better than no press at all. And, you're back on the forum; glad to have you (although I really didn't approve of the spamming stuff).

Besides, you must admit that some of those jokes were actually funny.

-- E. H. Porter (E.H. Porter@just wondering.about it), March 06, 2000.

LadyLogic and Y2K Pro make a cute couple.

Do you kids want to go steady??

I can hear it in the future, "What's for dinner tonight, Lovely Laura?" "SPAM, my dearest Pro."

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000.

Ok, ok. You win.

I'm going to love bomb you anyway, every chance I can.

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-- laura (Ladylogic@.........), March 06, 2000.

Hi Laura!

Nice graphics!!!

You and Pro ARE celebrities here!!!

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000.

Hi, Jokester,

I love pretty colors, and I guess you do too! (When I get some free time I have some awesome codes in mind to lovebomb with.)

Later, lady. I have some spam waiting for me in my cupboard (sans Pro, he's married you know).

~*~

-- laura (Ladylogic@......), March 06, 2000.

LoveBomb? TOO cute! ;o)

-- LZach (lisa@texasnetworks.com), March 06, 2000.

Lisa,

Instead of TimeBomb Uncensored, we should rename this place Lovebomb Uncensored.

Whatdaya think. Will it play in Peoria?

; o )

:o)~*~
-- laura (Ladylogic@.......), March 06, 2000.