Lady Logjam and Y2K Pro Jokes! : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Sign on LadyLogic's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Every morning for Y2K Pro is the dawn of a new error...

The perfect gift to improve LadyLogic's communication skills: a phoneless cord.

LadyLogic's Motto: I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Y2K Pro's Motto: The SPAMings will continue until morale of those d*** doomers improves.

LadyLogic's Other Motto: Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness takes its troll.

Doomer's English Class Motto: Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Spammer's Motto: There cannot be a crisis today; my buffer is already full.

GI explains to Polly: I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

A conclusion is simply the place where LadyLogic got tired of thinking.

Advise for LadyLogic: If EVER you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy for Y2K Pro is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

Diplomacy for LadyLogic - the art of letting someone have your way.

Y2K Pro's Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

LadyLogic's Consulting Business Motto: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000




-- cpr (, March 06, 2000.

Hey Hawk! Things getting dull over at Now hawk, in order to fit the definition a "joke" - it has to be funny. None of these are. Here's an example of funny...

How can you tell if a Doomer is standing on level ground?

He drools out of both sides of his mouth...


Now, I'm not going to quit my day job, but do you see the difference?

-- Y2K Pro (, March 06, 2000.

Hey Pro,

I resemble that remark! Actually, on level ground, since I am obviously a mouth-breather, it collects right in the middle and dribbles into my navel. And thank God for that! I'll never have to worry about stockpiling water! (annoying smiley-face emoticon here)


-- Jimmy Splinters (, March 06, 2000.

I don't know, Y2K Pro, I thought this one was pretty funny:

Y2K Pro's Motto: The SPAMings will continue until morale of those d*** doomers improves.

It can be taken two ways depending on your point of view.

As for the rest, I see your point.

-- Buddy (, March 06, 2000.

Hawk, and everyone else,

I just bought you a drink over in the roll call thread.

(Hawk, I don't want to fight with you; I never did.)


-- laura (Ladylogic@.....), March 06, 2000.

Absolutely hilarious!!! Come on you guys where's your sense of humor. We haven't laughed in a long time on the previous forum because of Lady. She'll be the brunt of the jokes for many days to come! Get over it!

-- ~~~~ (~~~@~!~~.xcom), March 06, 2000.

Lady and Y2K Pro -- hey, at least your celebrities now! As the old Hollywood saying goes, any press is better than no press at all. And, you're back on the forum; glad to have you (although I really didn't approve of the spamming stuff).

Besides, you must admit that some of those jokes were actually funny.

-- E. H. Porter (E.H. Porter@just wondering.about it), March 06, 2000.

LadyLogic and Y2K Pro make a cute couple.

Do you kids want to go steady??

I can hear it in the future, "What's for dinner tonight, Lovely Laura?" "SPAM, my dearest Pro."

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000.

Ok, ok. You win.

I'm going to love bomb you anyway, every chance I can.








-- laura (Ladylogic@.........), March 06, 2000.

Hi Laura!

Nice graphics!!!

You and Pro ARE celebrities here!!!

-- Jokester (just@forfun.con), March 06, 2000.

Hi, Jokester,

I love pretty colors, and I guess you do too! (When I get some free time I have some awesome codes in mind to lovebomb with.)

Later, lady. I have some spam waiting for me in my cupboard (sans Pro, he's married you know).


-- laura (Ladylogic@......), March 06, 2000.

LoveBomb? TOO cute! ;o)

-- LZach (, March 06, 2000.


Instead of TimeBomb Uncensored, we should rename this place Lovebomb Uncensored.

Whatdaya think. Will it play in Peoria?

; o )

-- laura (Ladylogic@.......), March 06, 2000.

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