a little humor

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-- tc (trashcan-man@webtv.net), March 04, 2000


(laughed out loud)

"on the way he noticed another car driving along without his lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation."

Musta lived in S. Phoenix!

(luv ya, dude.)

-- (glendale@6.forever), March 05, 2000.

Good one tc man. Nice to start the day with a little humor. Here's another one.

Four Parachutes

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, said, I`m Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can`t afford to die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don`t have many years left, so a as Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

The boy scout said, "It`s OK, there`s a parachute left for you. The world`s smartest woman took my backpack."

-- ~CC~ (laughing@home.com), March 05, 2000.

Best to you and yours glendale....and thanks to you and CC for reading my first post to this new forum. This forum can be both informative and fun. It is the year 2000 and life goes on....

A Marine officer on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing is even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replys, "The President is just so depressed that Hillary wants to leave him that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers for that whole Monica thing.
So I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."

-- tc (tc-man@webtv.net), March 05, 2000.

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