soooo im just posting here because i am pissed. i let someone walk all over me....and i swore a hundred times over he would never do that to me. but he has. and now he is totally trying to take advantage of my good nature. i am so mad. i feel so crappy. i can't believe I was so stupid.

ugh. ok. sorry to complain. i have no joe90 content except that i hope my little erin*chica has fun in san fran!!!! i hope her and kristin party till the cows come home :)

kristin when are you flying out?! when are you LEAVING us?! when are you coming back?! im so excited for you girls!

where is kathy?! i need some dave gibbs hardcore porn!

err......points. not porn. whatever.

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 27, 2000

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Chrisnotseefried...yay :) i'm glad you'll be joining in on the east coast nutso crazy winter bizarro tour 2000!!

just wanted to echo everyone else's wish to all the SF showgoers for a fun, wonderful, kickass time, and safe travel. I EXPECT REVIEWS FOR THE SITE. ahem.

CraigChrisGaryAdam? if you're popping in and reading this (like you would have time? so i'm delusional.), drive safe, k? (okay, so drive safe even if you don't read this.) i know this is a long, long trip back to the west coast, and we want you BACK HERE in one piece in a couple weeks :)

on a totally unrelated note, i love parentheses.

on a totally related note, i've been singing november bombs (quite badly, i might add) all day. have you ever had a song in your head, and it's so overpowering in your brain that you're unable to like formulate a normal conversation? because when someone talks, it's impossible to separate the conversation from the noise in your brain, and all you can do is sing the freakin song in your head because it won't go away? (i also love run-on sentences.)

okay, so you haven't. i'm a freak.

anyway, november bombs is doing that to me today. i was walking down the hall at work singing shamelessly and someone stopped and asked me something mid-verse. i couldn't answer them till i squeaked out "and fell asleep on my couch".

the last song this happened to me with was praise you by fatboy slim. yikes.

at this time tomorrow, many of you will be concert bound. but ya knnow what? at this time tomorrow, *I* will be drinking *Kalu-HA with the HANDLE* with *Suebdobee*. in my estimation, that's a damn good alternative :)

ex oh ex oh, aimee.*

-- aimee.* (satylite2s@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

jill!!! i will be in san francisco too... however, you did not say you were excited for me or that i should party til the cows come home...

therefore, NO PORN FOR YOU!!!!

-- kathy (countcrow1@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

>>why me?

Because I'm your daddy.

Kick his ass. Or I'll kick his ass.

And I am getting scared more and more each day--Aimee, if this does not turn into some male hardcore PORN site i guess i'll stay, but if and only if.

I love how the weathermen here always get so crazed and excited here in memphis when bad weather might be coming. channel 5 already has a five man team who have pledged to "stay with you, the loyal channel 5 viewers, all night to get you through this horrible weather."

Did I mention not *one* snowflake has fallen yet? brrrrr... --DR

-- D-a-l-t-o-freaking-n (daltontr@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

im SO SORRY KATHY! DONT TAKE AWAY MY DAVE GIBBS HARDCORE PORN! ERR....I MEAN POINTS! PLEASE?!

honestly, i didnt realize you were going!! im sorry i forgot to memorize your itinerary! i didn't know that was part of the porno *rules*!

dalton, you can kick his ass. i hate to be the ass-kicker.

i think im in love with Willis. did you SEE those pictures?! ;)

ilovemywoodstockboot. yay CC

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

Jilly Bean, I'm sorry things are going so crappy these days. (Crappily? Is that the correct form? Kristin-san and Kathy, help me out! I'm adverb-challenged. Or is it adverbally-challenged? How about just plain anal?)

Johanna, congrats on your tickets!

Keep your fingers crossed for me, guys. I just offered a ridiculously low price (all I could afford, though) for a ticket to Pittsburgh on Priceline.com - it was worth a try. Ah..."do or do not, Luke - there is no 'try' "...positive thinking being applied here...I WILL get a cheap ticket...I WILL join the stalker tour of the century...I WILL see if Jill looks like Katie Courek in person...

Dalton, it's good to hear you have a news team to protect you from the storm. Last night was supposed to be -9 or some ungodly temp; I went outside this morning to start my car...my hair was still wet and I was thinking my eyelids would freeze open. I get out there, and I'm like, "wow! It's pretty nice out here!" Well, no wonder - I found out it was already all the way up to 20! (Yet more proof that everything in life is relative.)

I gotta go...I'll post as soon as I hear about my ticket offer. Later peeps, ~Chris

-- Chris{notSeefried} (TankGrrL29@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!! Check this out!! (Dalton, I keep telling you - you get what you expect in life)

"Dear CHRISTINE CARRINGTON Congratulations! We have ticket(s) for you. Your complete flight itinerary is listed below. ------------------------------------------------------ Here's your complete flight itinerary: ------------------------------------------------------ Name of Travelers: CHRISTINE(NotSeefried)CARRINGTON

Departure Date: 02/11/2000 Friday Airline: US AIRWAYS Flight Number: 324 Equipment: M80 JET Departs: CHICAGO - OHARE INTL CHICAGO, IL, UNITED STATES 12:51 PM 02/11/2000 Arrives: PITTSBURGH INTL PITTSBURGH, PA, UNITED STATES 03:14 PM 02/11/2000

Return Date: 02/14/2000 Monday Airline: US AIRWAYS Flight Number: 545 Equipment: M80 JET Departs: PITTSBURGH INTL PITTSBURGH, PA, UNITED STATES 11:30 AM 02/14/2000 Arrives: CHICAGO - OHARE INTL CHICAGO, IL, UNITED STATES 12:06 PM 02/14/2000

Price per ticket: $75 Number of tickets: 1 ________ Subtotal: $75 Total Airport Fees: $0 Standard taxes and other fees: $13 Shipping and handling: $0 ___________ Total charged to your credit card: $88

Woo! Freakin! Hoo!!!! I'm going home now, and I want IM's from Jill and Kristin-san!!! (Oh - I forgot to say: Hi Sue!!!) ~Chris (doing a snoopy-dance - I get to sleep with Kristin-san!)

-- Chris(notSeefried) (TankGrrL29@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

CHRIS!

congratulations on getting such a faboo ticket! that's great. :)

hello everyone else. hope you all are well. it's all about joe90. dalton, you can be my bitch anyday.

kathy, what does a girl need to do to get dave gibbs hardcore porn? points? throw me a frickin' bone!

SAN FRAN SHOW GOERS HAVE FUN!!!

me=wants stories, details, souvenirs!

-- jenn* (jennmcm@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

OH MY GOD!!!!! chris(not seefried) is coming to pittsburgh!!!! i KNEW she couldn't bear the thought of me sleeping with anyone else. this is going to be so much fun. i am snoopy dancing all over the place right now.

jill - in answer to your question, i leave for sf friday night. that's tomorrow!!! i can't wait. i just packed. all i'm taking is a backpack, because i have to carry it around with me all day sunday. it was hard because i am so not the queen of light packing.

johanna - congrats on getting tickets! i'm so happy for you. i'll see you on saturday.

hi everyone else.

-- kristin (mehitabelx@aol.com), January 27, 2000.

yay thank you jill. this made me happy. hug. i can't wait to be in sf. i'll be waiting in the airport for kristin at this time tomorrow! yay! (i only have to wait 2 1/2 hours. no biggie right?) AHHHHH flashback! last time i was at the SF airport, they had these little thingees and i checked my mail from it because my flight was delayed. i hope i dont do that again :x. hahaha. i hope my new pjs dont blind her!

awww...kathy is being stingy with her porn again. tsk tsk :p i can't wait to see kathy too!

tonight i went to my 'i have to listen to erin talk about joe90 so much i know everyones name and can fully keep up with all conversations' friends house to make some pins and cds (disaster struck with the pins kiddies, but i managed to get a few decent ones). i love sitting in kinkos forever. we ate dinner while we made pins. hahahaha. anyhow, um good 80s music. but i got another joe90 radio experience! i screamed so loud the people next to me heard :x and they were talking about the show at the arcadia - the show costs $1.03. wow. i guess i'll treat my friend that i'm dragging along. kinda nice though, makes up for the 8$ parking.

and *yay* chris(notseefrieds) airline ticket. that kicks ass! im jealous. everyone and even a monkey is going! (but i!) heh. you'll all have so much fun! wheeeeeeee.

im cold. kristin inspired me to try and fit my stuff in a backpack. i thought about it, changed my mind, and changed my mind back. i was feeling foofy today.

ok. im rambling. goodnightseeyoumonday! :D

erin...

-- erin*89 (feelingtornados@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

everyone and even a monkey is going? erin, are you calling me a monkey???

have fun all you sf people!!! kathy, say hi to kris for me - i hope you guys have a blast :) tell us about breakfast when you get back! ~chris

-- Chris(notSeefried) (TankGrrL29@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

Have fun in San Fran everyone! I'll be in lovely CT with the webmonster this weekend, I know you're all wishing you could be there too instead of some boring Counting Crows/Joe 90 concert :-P I'm sorry, but you'll just have to suffer thru it and miss out on all the real fun ;) Maybe if you're really lucky we'll post a full review!!!

Chris is coming to Pittsburgh, yeah baby!

Sue

P.S. Say hi to Jay and Tracy for me! Actually, make Jay call us when you're all in line if he has his cell phone, Kristin!

-- sue (suebdobee@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

Jenn, can I really be your bitch? Can I please? Huh, huh?

Wow, strokes of good luck! Thats what happens when you support Joe90- -God looks down and smiles.

I am freaking going to bed. I had to kick some ass last night so I am tired. (Just kidding, Jill!)

I do have to say that while I like jazz (Miles Davis is so cool), the Moslem God does not interest me very much. Does that make senses, Jill?

Ok I am deleriously tired (i heard dave matthews say that one time-- it was great), so my bed is calling my name.

"Dalton....Dalton...Look how soft I am, Dalton..."

--DR

-- Daltonius (daltontr@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

OH MY GOD CHRIS IS COMING TO PITTSBURGH!! all IS right with the world!

first things first though.....since WHEN do i look like Katie Couric?! anyone?! do i?! bueller?!

second - no dalton, it doesnt make any sense (Moslem or Muslim?!)

YAY FOR EVERYONE GETTING GOOD TICKETS!!!! the ticket gods must be smiling upon us! i knew this JOe90 thing would eventually pay off ;)

im so excited for us! everyone have fun at the show tomorrow night! sing and dance and be crazy fans for us! i hope sue and aimee have fun this weekend too :)

btw, that *kid* who was being a bad person to me....well, i took care of things and im getting what deserve, and HE sure as hell is getting what he deserves! ha ha! the wrath of jill leaves no survivors!

its a good day in internet land***

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

As for the Katie Couric thing, Jill certainly could pass as perky at times--she's a smiley thing-- but, she's too blond to be a Couric-a- like.

Best wishes for Sue and Aimee this weekend. May you avoid any hangovers that might occur from drinking Kaluha with a handle.

Happy Birthday to Aimee's dad.

My son has taken to wearing barrettes in his hair. Maybe the music has gotten to him.

Have a good weekend all.

Ry

-- Ry (Rypress@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

perky and smiley i can handle.....being a katie couric lookalike, i CANNOT! lol**** no one has EVER said that to me before. any of it....that i looked like katie couric, that i was smiley OR that i was perky at times. it cracks me up :)

doctors are stupid.

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

At least *I* don't look like Katie Couric: of this much I can be sure.

Now listen to my story bout a girl named Jill, poor chocolateer barely kept her family filled. And then one day she was lookin for her stash, but some other jerkoff kept his hands on her cash. Money that is. Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln.

So next thing you know young Jilly's really pissed, she wonders which circuit in his brain that asshole missed. She says "Down in hell!" is the place he oughta go, but not all is lost--she got her bootleg show! Woodstock that is. Arson... Pillaging... heh heh heh Y'all come back now, hear?

I AM STRONG, I AM INVINCIBLE, I AM (dah-dum) DALTON --DR

-- I love it when they call me big Dalton (daltontr@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

Dalt,

You are too funny. I had to wipe beverages off my screen when I read your Jilly Hillbillies song.

How's the Kaluha fest in CT going, ladies? I owe you a Costco sized bottle. Complete with handle.

See y'all in Asbury Park.

Ry

-- Ry (Rypress@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

dalton, you are a GENIUS!! right up there with kristin....the two geniuses of the Joe90 and CC boards....

jilly hillbilly. it has a......nice? ring to it!

so my brother's dye test thing pretty much came up inconclusive, except now they know his right kidney is a lot bigger than the left one AND the tubes coming out of it are all funky-like. sooo he goes for a CTscan a week from monday. they don't seem concerned that its cancer or a tumor, so thats good. they are more interested in finding out why its all abnormal-like. a lot of people have abnormal kidneys, usually they don't cause any problems...but they just like to know whats up, yanno? so after a traumatic night of yelling, crying, cursing, etc....the family is calm and almost on speaking terms with each other. its funny how when medical-related things happen, everyone freaks out and falls over.

but we are ok. he will be ok. if he needs a kidney, ill just give him one of mine, thats all. no big deal. everyone is fine.

just had to get that out. don't let chronic lower back pain go unchecked. your kidneys ARE your lower back, yanno.

im done being mommy.

-- ~Jill (beezer6801@aol.com), January 28, 2000.

Nah, I'm an idiot who can rhyme. Kristin is a genius. I am stupid. I just happened to be watching the Beverly Hilbillies and was bored too...i didnt even think of the "jilly hilbilly" thing. So Ry is a genius, so is Kristin, Dalton is dumb.

Yay! They cancelled mock trial for today so i freaking get to sleep. this is good seeing as i have been up since 5 a.m.! It was damned cold too, but the snow was still out and it was very serene and peaceful.

Y'all are a cool bunch o' folks. Take care. The e-village (but *NOT* i-village) idiot, --DR

-- The artist formerly known as Dalton (daltontr@aol.com), January 29, 2000.

Dalton!!! (I mean, BIG Dalton!!!!) I loved your song! I think I'll sing it all day so I can think about you and Jill and Katie Couric.

It just occurred to me that the older sit-coms didn't have lyrics to their theme songs. (Thinking of Bewitched, My Three Sons, The Dick VanDyke Show...) I wonder what the first one with lyrics was. Dalton's already reminded us of several...he is the king of tv theme songs (Flipper obviously being one of his favorites!)

Hmmm...something to ponder (along with wondering why the instructions on my bag of Starbuck's coffee are telling me to put 2 Tablespoons of coffee in for each 6 oz cup of water - are they trying to kill me?)

Happy Saturday everyone...can't wait to read reviews from tonight's show! Best wishes to you and your family, Jilly. ~Chris

-- Chris{notSeefried} (TankGrrL29@aol.com), January 29, 2000.

no, im not the king of tv theme songs (though it does seem that i have mentioned three so far--flipper, bev. hilbillies, and *curious george*)...jenn, arent you the queen of tv theme songs? you are the queen of something--general trivia maybe? i think its just weird trivia too. i seem to remember a round or two of this we played. T-minus 9 weeks and 5 or 6 days until Dalton graces Chicago with his presence (and *g*o*l*d*e*n* vocal chords). lol actually i suck. so come one and all and hear Dalton suck. i need sleep.\

Forever delerious,

--DR

-- Dalton (daltontr@aol.com), January 29, 2000.

yes dalton, i am the queen of randomness. of all things random, if you will. i know a bunch of useless stuff and i remember the most unimportant things. it's a gift. :)

but yes, you can be my bitch anytime you want. take a number.

it's saturday, 7:53 pm EST. so it's 4:53 california time. i wonder what they are all doing right now. ack, excitement

-- jenn* (jennmcm@aol.com), January 29, 2000.