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The 25 Thinnest Books of the Century

25. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O.J. Simpson

24. The Engineers Guide to Fashion

23. To All the Men I've Loved Before by Ellen DeGeneres

22.The Difference Between Reality and Dilbert

21.Human Rights Advances in China

20. Things I would Not Do for Money by Dennis Rodman

19. The Wild Years by Al Gore

18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

17. America's Most Popular Lawyers

16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

15. Detroit - A Travel Guide

14. Different Ways to spell Bob

13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

12. Easy Unix

11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance

10. Everything Men Know about Women

09. Everything Women know about Men

08. French Hospitality

07. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

06. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Garfunkel

05. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

04. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA

03. Book of French War Heroes

02. The Amish Phone Directory

And NUMBER ONE...01. The Book of Virtues by Bill Clinton

-- rb/tc (x@y.com), January 25, 2000.


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