Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty! Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fencepost, flows my natural incense boast; "Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth, I marked it as my winter wonderland.

-- && (&&@&&.&), January 14, 2000

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Couldn't have said it any better myself. Thanks!

-- (arf-arf@bow-wow.com), January 14, 2000.

Rofl.....Strong resemblence to Watch out where the huskies go and dont you eat that yellow snow....Anyone remember who sang it?

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), January 14, 2000.

FUNNY!!! I just emailed this to all my friends!

-- fart (fart in@theouthouse.com), January 14, 2000.

I believe Frank Zappa wrote and sang the yellow snow song.

-- semper paratus (still_here_with@my.pals), January 14, 2000.

So, what's the deal? Isn't "To All The Dogs I've Loved Before" good enough for you?

-- Julio Iglesias (hiding out@Willie's.house), January 14, 2000.

Had a heap o' good dogs here on TB2K, too. Brought a tear to my eye, your swell rhyme, &&.

-- Faith Weaver (suzsolutions@yahoo.com), January 14, 2000.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....

-- Max (M@x.com), January 14, 2000.

This is why I love this forum so much-----posts like this are priceless! I love to laugh, and we have some real talent, here!

-- Jo Ann (MaJo@Michiana.com), January 14, 2000.