Because of all my bright colors some people thought I was poisonous.

I pray on emotions and feed on interntional funds.

I live in the minds of the bored and anxious.

Gone? No, I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end.

Shall you prepare for 2/29/00 or perhaps for 12/31/00.

Can you afford not too?

Can your pride and intellect take another blast?

Who is my creator? Gates, Clinton, ViconisES, Santa or is it reality?

Bill G

-- I_am_the_bug (Y2K_bug@microsoft.com), January 12, 2000

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I am the eggman, I am the walrus.

-- googoogajoob (1000LamePoets@sophomoric.com), January 12, 2000.