This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. This is an exact recount of US National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: " But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

-- Wyatt Earp (guntoting@OK.corral), January 06, 2000

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Well, I once heard a former TV news correspondent say that he has now stopped "whoring".

It is, after all, the oldest profession.

-- nothere nothere (notherethere@hotmail.com), January 06, 2000.

Hilarious. It's about time somebody got one in on those pusillanimous left wingers. LOL

-- Simpleminded (nope@wont.never), January 06, 2000.

ROTFLMAO,PIP!!! Score one for the Good Guys!!!

-- Billy Boy (Rakkasan101st@Aol.com), January 06, 2000.

I think it was funnier the first two times it was posted here.

-- Servant (public_service@yahoo.com), January 06, 2000.

which would have been about a year and change ago

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), January 06, 2000.