3 nukes close in 24hrs NOT HEADLINE NEWS ?????

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If these were normal times this would be a top news story. come on people the chances of the nukes closing down together?????. all around rollover and not related?????? come on they will be telling us next they have found rocking horse s**t on the moon.

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-- bob (bob@ghoward-oxley.demon.uk), January 03, 2000

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Well, to turn the question around, how many times in the past have or haven't nukes shut down or had problems worth reporting at around the same time, and in what amounts? Without that as something to go on, any assumptions drawn lack proper comparison. If you have that information, share it!

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), January 03, 2000.

Well, here is an idea. I am not too well versed on this subject, but why doesn't someone contact one of those groups that are anti-nuke? I am sure there are groups SOMEWHERE that have monitored the closings and other goings on of the nuke industry in the past and have the statistics to compare to the closings we have had in the last few days. I am sure someone has kept score, somewhere.

-- Jess (alisaunde@aol.com), January 03, 2000.

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Houston, TX -- NASA Space Flight and JPL announced late today that pictures taken by various probes of the Mars Lander program have confirmed early Apollo astronaut accounts that the dark side of the moon is covered with rocking horse manure.

Multiple probes taking 'reverse-angle' shots of Earth's moon's dark side were transmitted during each probe's long journey to Mars. JPL technicians borrowed the 'reverse-angle' camera idea from FOX-NFL game coverage.

After many months of study and analysis, JPL scientists are 98% certain that the mounds and craters covering the dark side of the moon, are the work of ancient space travellers riding titanium rocking horses, which expelled large quantities of waste while ascending from and descending to the moon's surface.

When asked when these travellers last visited our moon, NASA scientists replied, 'We have no idea... its on the dark side, you know.'

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-- I. Rontic (wise@ss.com), January 03, 2000.


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