He's a Polly; she's a polly; now I'm a polly too!

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Thank you! Thank you! I am so greatful to you all, oh fellow pollies!

Just think, a mere two weeks ago I was still a goofy, food hoarding doomer, under the spell of that horrible Scary Gary guy, and worried how my family would fare when the dreaded day came. But, just in the nick of time, I was saved. Finally, Ladylogic and her jolly band of pollydoodles, convinced me preparations were for sissies.

So, what did I do? I gathered up all my provisions and made many trips to the local dump, where under cover of night, I proudly disgorged them, singing reverantly, "Don't Worry, Be Happy." Out, damned Dinty Moore! Away with you, infernal Spam! Be gone, excess TP! It felt great! I was finally one with the gosh darn nicest, wisest bunch of folks I've ever known. Thanks, Y2k Pro! Thanks, Flint!

Come New Year's Eve, all I had to do was sit around in a contented daze and get drunk, confident nothing bad would or could happen to me nor my loved ones, because my new polly friends said so. What a relief! What a load off my mind! Thank you! It was so much easier being a worry-free polly; whatever could have been wrong with me in the first place?

Love all (smart)Pollies! Despise all (dumb)doomers!

Ed Finn

-- ed finn (enopone1@tampabay.rr.com), January 03, 2000

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I think this post says it all:

WE ALL SHOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH OUR TIME NOW!!!!!!

This post is my wake up call. No more posts from me (I may not be able to resist a reply or two to some 'grandfathered' posts. I will quit before I turn into this guy.

-- Mike (mike@noemail.net), January 03, 2000.


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