Yourdon died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad & the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Diane and the Old Git were sent for.

Diane went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Diane said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over and Diane looked and said, "Nope, ain't Yourdon." The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought the Old Git in to identify the body. The Git took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and the Git face looked down and said, "No, it ain't Yourdon." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Diane said, "Well, Yourdon had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes.

Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Yourdon with them two assholes".

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-- Mr. chuckles (mr@chuckle.s), January 02, 2000

Answers

I thought Ed Yourdon was supposed to fail on rollover!

-- Alice in Wonderbra (downther@bbithole.com), January 02, 2000.

Dianne; Before you delete this just replace the names... Let Koski bye Yourdon and take your pick for the other folks... then reread it. It should not be done but... don't let these folks get your goat.

-- Michael Erskine (Osiris@urbanna.net), January 02, 2000.