My mother sent me one of those Y2k bugs that make a crashing sound when you drop them. My three year old, who has seen them before (my wife bought one three months ago and it, well, it broke), picked it up and said, "It's a Y2Buy bug." To which my wife, not missing a beat, smiled and said, looking at me, "you got that right."

-- Kurt Ayau (Ayau@iwinet.com), December 25, 1999

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Keep shopping up until the bell... Hope you feel better from your flu.

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), December 25, 1999.

"...one of those Y2k bugs that make a crashing sound when you drop them..."

Never heard of that. However Santa did bring me a tin of chocolate millennium bugs from England. Maybe a collectors item in the years ahead... maybe not.

-- gonna (eat@them.anyway), December 25, 1999.

Maybe survival food in the months to come - or barter!!!!

-- Sheri (wncy2k@nccn.net), December 25, 1999.

Babes, babes, babes! I'm not worthy!

-- (garth@party.on), December 25, 1999.