Have you seen DiEteR?

Unconfirmed report says Dieter was spotted at a warming center in D.C. where he was sitting in front of a keyboard with no caps and no shift key so he could not post.

Another has him at the stockade at Fort Hood.

Was it Dieter on the white bus sitting next to a sweet young thing and whispering sweet little letters in her ear? Have you seen Dieter?

Also heard but not verrified that Dieter is with Ed for the rollover and is learning to write a book. Can you imagine reading a book by Dieter?

Will the phrase "Who is Dieter?" become the Ayn Rand type question of the year 2000?

Have you seen Dieter?

-- ghost (fading into the@background.com), December 18, 1999

Answers

I think I saw him at SaMS cLUb In sAnTA fE (The city different) buying a 6-pac of socks. I guess with all the pressure maybe he finally had to join the mainstream human race. (Then-again, maybe it just looked like him.)

-- Jaime,sackaPintobeans (bargainShopper@Sams.onRodeoRd.), December 18, 1999.

Dieter, it's been so long. Good to have you back. I guess we're no longer meeting at the space needle, ay?

-- Daniel Roberts (daniel roberts@anon.anon), December 18, 1999.

Like in the book Thinner, Dieter is just wasting away... no energy left... to ..po...s......t

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), December 19, 1999.

Dieter is no more in this world, while setting up his survival farm,He went to shit and the hogs ate him.We warned him but he would't listen!

-- Farmer Bill (greenacres@istheplaceIwanttbe.com), December 19, 1999.

DiETeR: I do hope that the news of your death is greatly exaggerated. Your fan, Jeanne

-- jeanne (jeanne@hurry.now), December 19, 1999.

Please, please, let there NOT be no more Dieter! Say it ain't so!

(What a long, strange trip it's been.)

-- jor-el (jor-el@krypton.uni), December 19, 1999.

Funny you should mention Deiter; I've also been wondering what he's been up to. Maybe he's out somewhere with Kermit practicing a new Budweiser commercial.

-- Lurkess (Lurkess@Lurking.Net), December 19, 1999.