I can't find the thread right now, so forgive me, Ken, if the quote is inaccurate:

"If Ladylogic was locked in a cabin with Gandhi, he'd smack her."

Thank you, Ken Decker, for making my day.

And if anyone thinks I shouldn't put this in a whole new thread, they can stuff it. This is the only time I've done this, and IMHO this thing had to be enshrined somehow.

(Gee, Ken, I don't remember you being this funny with me...)

-- eve (123@4567.com), December 17, 1999

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Sorry, all, I guess I should have labeled the thread OT.

-- eve (123@4567.com), December 17, 1999.

ROTFLMAO

Thanks you eve and Ken.

That's the funniest line I've heard this month.

-- nothere nothere (notherethere@hotmail.com), December 17, 1999.

WHAAAAATTTTTT????????

Decker is always accusing me of taking a sexist view towards women, merely because I believe that one of the ways that a woman's beauty can be expressed through the exotic art of mudwrestling, yet he advocates MALE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN???!!!

Things that make you go Hmmmmmm.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), December 17, 1999.

Lady also said in that thread that she would smack Jesus across the face too. So this tells you something about the mental state of LL.

-- xxxxxx (xxx@xxx.xcom), December 17, 1999.

First, thank you for the gracious compliment. Because of my writing style, some folks think I have no sense of humor (or no intelligence, no compassion, no common sense, etc). Having visited the Y2K chat area... I hope folks have a somewhat different impression of me. Unfortunately, I did not save my, "_____ walked into a museum and" series. Here's a couple of my earlier attempts at Y2K humor:

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=001iYG

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=001iE9

Enjoy, Eve, and thanks again....

-- Ken Decker (kcdecker@worldnet.att.net), December 17, 1999.