gettin goosebumps...

-- bb (b@b.b), December 16, 1999

Answers

We got plenty of time
1,343,800 seconds :-'

-- spider (spider0@usa.net), December 16, 1999.

Or, in other words, exactly:

0.00004109589041096 millenia!

Kook

-- Y2Kook (Y2Kook@usa.net), December 16, 1999.

Mathematically, we can avoid ever getting to Y2K. We can get halfway there. Then half of that. Then half of that, and so on until we take infinately small "steps". Since we can continue dividing the remaining time by 2, we never have to get to Y2K.

Aren't numbers wonderful!

-- Anonymous999 (Anonymous999@Anonymous999.xxx), December 16, 1999.

By jove 999, I think you've done it!! The other solution might be to close our eyes and wish it away, or better yet, pretend nothings happening. Take yer pick....

-- bb (b@b.b), December 16, 1999.

I tried that bb, but I kept bumping into things!

-- eubie (eubie@eyesclosedtight.com), December 16, 1999.

Well, here's a way of looking forward to it. For you guys that get paid tomorrow, your next paycheck will get to you on rollover eve.

-- lisa (lisa@work.now), December 16, 1999.

OUR danged paycheck for 12/31 is going to be mailed! I wonder how I can git to the USPO iff'n the krapmasters in DC declare martial law?

Kook

-- Y2Kook (Y2Kook@usa.net), December 16, 1999.

What's all this Y2K stuff I've been hearing about? Something wrong with dem 'puters?!

-- Bob (MontanaBob@aol.com), December 16, 1999.

Admit it. Y'all can't wait to find out how this thing pans out. Were we wrong? Were we all fools to worry? Does nothing bad happen? Do terrorists blow up something important? Is it even worse than Infomagic ever imagined...?

Like reading the ultimate detective novel with only 15 pages left to read.

It'll all be over soon.

-- gee I just (can't@hardly.wait), December 16, 1999.

WILL Batman save the Boy Wonder from the evil clutches of the Joker? WILL Gotham be destroyed by yet another fiendish plot by the Penguin???

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

SAME Bat time!

SAME Bat channel!

-- (Pow@Whack. KA-BLAM!), December 16, 1999.

Kook, just sit in the payroll office with puppy eyes and your hand extended palm-up. Someone will have to be there to run the load to the post office. Find out the day. Or you can inform the payroll office of your address change which is ___________ (insert here the address to your payroll office, including suite number. You can even do it c/o ____ (name of person posting mail)). heh, there's gotta be a way around...

-- Hokie (nn@va.com), December 16, 1999.

Hey, I've got two full weeks left to remediate...leaving a whole day for testing!

-- Mad Monk (madmonk@hawaiian.net), December 16, 1999.