OT: My kids humor about Y2K

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Sometimes I get loose from my chain and my kids sneak up and mess with my computer. Usually, they mess with the screen saver program and I'll either find a new background (reduced size):

The screen saver marquee banner is usually messed with too:

NO PIZZA! NO CHOCOLATE CLUSTERS! NO STEAK! NO CHIPS! NO BEER! NO JUNK FOOD!........ AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! IT'S GOING TO BE RICE, BEANS, MRE'S, OH NO!!! NO BEANO!!!

IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT!!!

-- Ray (me@waiting.com), December 13, 1999

Answers

They really are great kids. Just after I finish supergluing their fingers together, I'll tell 'em how much I love 'em.

-- Ray (me@waiting.com), December 13, 1999.

Hey Ray, you could do what I do with my two daughters. Take a three foot section of bungee cord, tie to each childs waist, and tell them both to run in opposite directions. Watch as they proceed to knock themselves out.

I haven't really done this but I have sure thought about it. Just a little sicko humor here to lighten the morning.

-- Vincent (Vincent@manof.god), December 13, 1999.


What? You haven't stockpiled candy bars yet? What kind of a dad are you anyway?

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), December 13, 1999.

Hey Brooks, I'm a great Dad. I have stored lots of candy bars, granola bars, fruit roll-ups, cereal, nuts, cookies, etc. for my kids. I even bought a huge box of Jelly Belly jelly beans from Costco. These are just some of the comfort foods I have stored. By the way, are you a Dad?

-- Vincent (Vincent@manof.god), December 13, 1999.

I'm no dad and we have no kids, but I bought chocolate cherries for emergencies. I also have protein bars that are just like candy .

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), December 13, 1999.


Two words: DUCT TAPE Raised six kids of my own. Never be alone with them without it ;)

-- nowheretogo/no-onetotrust (*****@%%%%%.com), December 13, 1999.

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