What I want for Christmas....

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Yea yea yea, peace and goodwill to everybody (like THAT'S ever going to happen). If Santa is listening:

-one of those manual washing machines from Waterworks.com. Ultracool -windmill generator -big, scary dog!! -no neighbours -beehive -recipe for stinging nettle upsidedown cake -peace and goodwill to everybody

-- timemachine (con@tin.uum), December 09, 1999

Answers

A bump in the road....

-- Stars and Stripes (stars_n_stripes@my-deja.com), December 09, 1999.

not even a bump ::::::::::: please

-- eyes closed (tight@squinch.shut), December 09, 1999.

For rollover to only hurt the mortgage, car loan and credit card industries, in that they lose all their information and are forced to forgive all debts.

Oh, and for my employers computer to accidently increase my yearly wage by $100,000, which goes undetected for all time. Also it would be nice if it were just bad enough for people to realize they should pay more attention to whats going on in the world.

Also for Christmas I would like a pony. Thank you.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), December 09, 1999.


Bill Clinton to legalize plural marriage by EO, (for the good of the nation of course) this way every child can have a daddy. ;)

-- Mr. Friendly (U@guessed.it), December 09, 1999.

For the President and her husband to be dragged kicking and screaming from the White House. A gift to all Americans!

-- Irving (irvingf@myremarq.com), December 09, 1999.


For Boris Yeltsin's car to stall at a railroad crossing. Peace and love for everyone else.

-- Gia (laureltree7@hotmail.com), December 10, 1999.

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