Heh heh. Since we're dealing with World War II scenarios, let's just go back to a national best-seller from 1942, from Spike Jones and the City Slickers....

Doom Song, part 1 -- Part 1

Doom Song, part 2 -- Part 2

Doom Song, part 3 -- Part 3

Doom Song, part 4 -- Part 4

um....substitute names as you see fit. ("When Herr Garee says,....")

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-- Chicken Little (panic@forthebirds.net), December 08, 1999

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Crosswinds paying a percentage there Chicken? How satiric. Don't really think so but thought I'd do a Polly fantasy take just to see how it feels.

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), December 08, 1999.