If this forum was owned by Big Brother, the headlines would now read.......greenspun.com : LUSENET : TimeBomb 2000 (Y2000) : One Thread |
Chemtrails No Longer Pose Threat - patterns caused by El Nina...Stock Market Heads For 20,000 - tell granny to invest, cash is now useless....
Y2K A BIG Misunderstanding - Clinton clears the air at 11:00....
Beans And Rice Linked to Heart Disease.....
Too Much Cash Can Lead to Dementia....
Windows 2000 Is Compliant After All - Bill Gates is one happy dude....
-- time machine (tick@tock.clock), December 06, 1999
"No Need To Worry About Supply Glut In Oil Industry Experts Say"
-- Not Whistlin' Dixie (not_whistlin_dixie@yahoo.com), December 06, 1999.
You forgot one..."I cannot tell a lie." Bill Clinton
-- Irving (irvingf@myremarq.com), December 07, 1999.
Y2K--America is ready!
-- cgbg jr (cgbgjr@webtv.net), December 07, 1999.
"World Market exposed as a fraud - all countries are 100% self sufficient".Nice list. :)
-- Colin MacDonald (roborogerborg@yahoo.com), December 07, 1999.
Dommers lock themselves in room and commit mass suicide using bean gas instead of Kevorkian.
-- (Polly@troll.com), December 07, 1999.
Of course, there is always the TABLOID approach....
"'We Can Run The Trains On Peanut Oil', Declares Scientist - no fuel no problem"
"'Free Market Forces Mean Y2K-OK', Declares Economist - invisible hand of Adam Smith actually can fix computer code! (infra-red pictures inside!!)"
"'Y2K Will Not Be a Bad Thing', Declares Miss Cherri - clairvoyant can see the future!"
"'Y2K CANNOT BE FIXED!' - blinking statement terrifies dozens!"
-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), December 07, 1999.