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Please help meeeeeeeee....
-- Immy (firstname.lastname@example.org), December 05, 1999
Whinging in one's on-line journal seems to work wonders....
-- John B. (email@example.com), December 06, 1999.
Bad Hangover Cure (complicated, print before getting drunk):
First, take a huge multivitamin pill before drinking, and before going to bed drink as much water as you can stand.
The morning after, do or ingest in order: 1. 650mg salicylic acid + 195mg salicylamide + 64mg caffeine (i.e., Goody's Powder or B.C. Powder then a cup of coffee) 2. mass quantities of scrambled eggs with cheese and two pieces of toast with butter and honey 3. one Bloody Mary, double 4. barf if desired, and just generally empty all bodily cavities and orifices 5. drink as much water as possible with a multivitamin 6. sleep two hours 7. wake refreshed, or at least somewhat weak but without pain.
-- Uh-Huh (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 02, 2000.