I used to parse several news sources from around the world early every morning....lately, I find all the juicy stuff on THIS forum, faithfully posted by that bulldog of a newshound, Homer Beanfang!!
Homer, maybe you should start your own news-oriented website! Maybe you could call it THE BEANFANG REPORT. Hey, I'd subscribe!!

-- Jay Urban (Jayho99@aol.com), December 02, 1999

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Homer hits a HOME RUN every day. Thanks for your extraordinary efforts.

Ray

-- Ray (ray@totacc.com), December 02, 1999.

I've got a tin of spam with your name on it, Homer. Copious thanks to Linkmeister and all the other grafters as well.

-- Colin MacDonald (roborogerborg@yahoo.com), December 02, 1999.

Homer,

I'm up-ing the ante. I got a can of danish ham and a can of peas with your name on them, should you knock on my door.

Sincerely, Stan Faryna

-- Stan Faryna (faryna@groupmail.com), December 02, 1999.

Homer for prez!!!

-- so (so@so.so), December 02, 1999.

Count us in as your biggest fans, Mr. Beanfang :-)

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), December 02, 1999.

I agree Homer... Your intuition for sniffing out the real "NEWS" is very noticable. You really should consider creating a news site via the internet..... Druge was okay in the beginning, then he got the big head over his success. Now he's just average in the news dept. I somehow think he is not really that dedicated. After all it was the movie stuff and people that he was most interested in, not concerns of people. --- go for it Homer!!! I'll certainly promote your site if you start one. A Homer fan already!

-- A Guy (waiting@getity2k.com), December 02, 1999.

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-- snooze button (alarmclock_2000@yahoo.com), December 02, 1999.

Homer, drop by here for a tuna dinner...

-- Mara (MaraWayne@aol.com), December 02, 1999.

When I have directed someone to this fourm I always tell them look for Homer Beanfang. Thank you, Hatti

-- Hatti (klavine@tco.com), December 02, 1999.

Sooner or later, Homer, you're gonna HAFTA de-cloak. Hope I get to see the thread you do it on before it gets into record response count territory.

Thanks for helping with the purpose of the forum, whoever and wherever you are (you wouldn't be Mrs. Calabash's "travelling companion" would you??)

whoops. sorry. you gotta be a fossil to get that one.

C

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), December 02, 1999.