What is a polly? What is a troll? What is a doomer? What is Y2K? What does compliant mean? What does Y2K ready mean?

-- Butt Nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 24, 1999

Answers

A polly is the centripetal counterforce required to compensate for the compounded acceleration due to interstellar magwarp gastrifications; a troll, on the other hand, is usually the fifth or sixth order of magnitude of hyperbaric subconjugulation, except when it is accompanied with xylliform crystallization. Now, a doomer, is the result of synthesizing scragwart blossoms with methadrenophylistorene, in a relative vacuum, of course, while jumping backwards in time with revolution no. 9 by the artists formerly known as the Beatles; hence its erstwhile unrecognizable syntactic dialectal versimiltude. I don't know about the rest, you might have to check out the TB2000 forum for some answers.

-- Professer Whatnot (YouGottaBe@kidding.man), November 24, 1999.

versimilitude...sorry, young man, my typewriter key stuck....now, where was that book of spells I had here a few moments ago.....

-- Professor Whatnot (YouGottabe@kidding.man), November 24, 1999.

Dear Prof. Whatnot:

From henceforth your name shall be Professor Circumlocution. I hope to demythologize your divagation. I think that one hand is on the table and one in the cookie jar. Furthermore, you have a fly on you.

-- J. Urbanot (IWON'TLAUGH@YOU.COM), November 24, 1999.

**Eschew Obfuscation**

-- (RUOK@yesiam.com), November 24, 1999.

Ooops! I ha vebe en disc over ed, No wwha tam Igo ingto doabo ut ans we ring theo the rqu estio nstha t they oung ma nask ed?

-- Professer Whatnot (YouGottabe@kidding.man), November 24, 1999.

FINALLY, somebody with some frigging intelligence has blessed this forum!! Way to go, Prof!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), November 24, 1999.